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Classy Bit Over Here by Chxta(m): 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2006
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by kajad(m): 2:50pm On Jul 06, 2006
busted !! ! grin grin
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by jksilver(f): 3:26pm On Jul 06, 2006
dAT'S FUNNY
grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by Oracle(m): 6:42pm On Jul 20, 2006
grin grin
crazy couple
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by hayprof(m): 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2006
He his A Dead Man grin grin grin
Re: Classy Bit Over Here by Chxta(m): 5:25pm On Jul 27, 2006
Tell me people, what is the point of taking this picture?

[img]http://www.juventuz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=30245&stc=1&d=1154001300[/img]

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