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Women: A Chemical Analysis by charlisco(m): 5:36pm On Jul 06, 2006 |
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET Element: Women Symbol: Wo (short for Woooow!) Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg. Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. |
Re: Women: A Chemical Analysis by shawna(f): 6:23pm On Jul 06, 2006 |
read it before and this post is suppose to be under jokes |
Re: Women: A Chemical Analysis by Oracle(m): 2:08am On Aug 24, 2006 |
this is really tight. especially the chemical properties |
Re: Women: A Chemical Analysis by Alexos(m): 9:05pm On Aug 24, 2006 |
Superb Charliasco |
Re: Women: A Chemical Analysis by opsy(f): 2:31pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
lol, well reasoned out! |
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