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Kunle The Smuggler by Danfo(m): 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2005 |
Kunle comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle with two large bags over his shoulders. The custom officer stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Kunle. The officer says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The officer takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Kunle overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The officer releases Kunle, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Kunle's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The Officer asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Kunle. The officer does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Kunle, and he crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Kunle doesn't show up one day and the officer meets him in a bar in Lagos. "Hey, paddy mi," says the officer, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Kunle gently sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by hotangel2(f): 7:44am On Sep 13, 2005 |
haha |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by layi(m): 6:08pm On Sep 14, 2005 |
Witty Kunle. Funny stuff. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by sweetnini(f): 9:46am On Sep 17, 2005 |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by fabian(f): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2005 |
Nice one! |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by lulabby(f): 12:06am On Oct 07, 2005 |
funnnnnnnnnnyyyyy |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by funmiluv1: 12:07pm On Feb 05, 2007 |
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 05, 2007 |
Omigod! |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by sholashola: 11:52am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Nice idea. Carried me along. To Kunle, You be Lagos boy?? Too much brain. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by amigoes(m): 2:58pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
kunle krook |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by dele9000(m): 3:03pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
sure boy |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
hmmmph old joke |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Gaco(f): 9:52am On Dec 09, 2009 |
Smart ass!!! |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Gaco(f): 9:56am On Dec 09, 2009 |
Clemcycul, what's ur own sef? Nice joke, jare. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Abbeycity4(f): 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
lol 9ice joke but who go raise dis joke 4rm d grave yard again |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
lol! gud 1! |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by shayoor(f): 4:46pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by Gaco(f): 1:11pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Abbey_city: Abbey, it won't be a bad idea if you raise another joke from the graveyard. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by rakeya(f): 1:51pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
clamycol or what are you called,try appreciate pple even if you cant give one KUNLE THE SMUGG LER NICE JOKE |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
okay rakeya i appreciate u |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by rakeya(f): 11:49am On Dec 15, 2009 |
clemcy it ok, i just say whats in my mind |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Dec 16, 2009 |
i get u darlyn. |
Re: Kunle The Smuggler by pek(m): 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
copycat 1 Like |
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