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(old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by MP007(m): 10:04pm On Sep 16, 2008
Why Africans Can't be Terrorists
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by MrInfo1(m): 10:12pm On Sep 16, 2008
We? dude, u're on ur own angry
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by topeteadr(m): 10:17pm On Sep 16, 2008
Yep dude ur on ur own
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by MP007(m): 10:22pm On Sep 16, 2008
abeg oooo, i apologize to any nigerian terrorist in the building oooooo
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Scopium: 9:06am On Sep 17, 2008
[size=13pt]WE You are strictly on your own[/size]

MP007:

abeg  oooo, i apologize to any nigerian terrorist in the building oooooo
[size=13pt]You are still on your own[/size]
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Jeovy(m): 9:42am On Sep 17, 2008
Strictly on your own with the WE
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Sep 17, 2008
@post loll


silly loud nigerians
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by basking4me: 9:59am On Sep 24, 2008
MP,

Dont mind them all, We really are on Your own, !!
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by basking4me: 10:09am On Sep 24, 2008
Responders, una bad, didnt even allow the poor guy to land,

MP, of all topics, You really have a way with your thouhgts, or else why would link Naija Man with Terrorism, aint smart man, Reason I believe u really remain on YA OWN! wink
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 11:41am On Sep 24, 2008
Reminds me of this joke . . .

A Terrorist leader contacted an Ibo man . . telling him to go on a suicide bombing mission.

Ibo Man: Man what is in it for me ?
Terrorist: We will give your family $5billion after.
Ibo Man: Nwanne rapu that thing. . give my family the bomb and give me the money. grin
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Gabry(f): 1:20pm On Sep 24, 2008
Poster, I'm afraid I have to agree with you on that.

To all, no vex me ohh but my years living with different people from Nigria, all the criteria's in them are like what is on da list ohhh. . . . HAHA!  grin
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by chioya(f): 1:25pm On Sep 24, 2008
@poster

replace that WE with ur name and surname angry angry
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2008
why shocked
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by ud4u: 4:24pm On Sep 24, 2008
Guy na true talk jare no mind them
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 5:03pm On Sep 24, 2008
Like he was minding dem b4.
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by jaymobb(m): 8:20pm On Sep 24, 2008
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Gabry(f): 1:22am On Sep 25, 2008
Guys, just accept it will ya? Its the true facts ohhh. . .

But anywayz, who on earth thinks that being a terrorist is good? So you guys should be bless that you have all those characters in you to not be a terrorist.
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Sep 25, 2008
well said gab cool
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by MrInfo1(m): 11:34am On Sep 25, 2008
well said said gab
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 12:27pm On Sep 25, 2008
Info, play play you don dey kolo ooo.
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by MrInfo1(m): 1:26pm On Sep 25, 2008
well said ben
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by saintneo(m): 4:36pm On Sep 25, 2008
OYO

I no wan be terrorist, but if I wan be, I no go work w/ U
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Gabry(f): 4:54pm On Sep 25, 2008
good luck to you ohh if you be terrorist.

As for me, I would like to be a mafia. grin
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 6:41pm On Sep 25, 2008
gabrywyl:

As for me, I would like to be a mafia. grin

See future ambition.
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Gabry(f): 11:48pm On Sep 25, 2008
whats wrong with being a mafia sad
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 12:07am On Sep 26, 2008
gabrywyl:

whats wrong with being a mafia sad

You know say this same question come out for Jamb last year and many people fail am.
Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Gabry(f): 1:28am On Sep 26, 2008
That is them. Now its moi. I might be different than the rest sha grin

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