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| Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by ituen(m): 7:20am On Sep 21, 2008 |
* EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. * SOCIABLE: Joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not. * CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. * TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. * INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. * CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. * WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. * FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. * ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. * CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. * SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. * PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. * DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. * TOUGH: Bangs pecker on side of urinal to dry it. * FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. * LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. * DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. * DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. * CONCEITED: Holds two-inch pecker like a baseball bat. * RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall. |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Jeovy(m): 7:39am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Ituen, I know you fall in this category- FRIVOLOUS |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by ituen(m): 8:44am On Sep 21, 2008 |
at least its better than you who always does the SNEAK move |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Jeovy(m): 8:48am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Hey Ituen,That is Gaby's move |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by MrInfo1(m): 9:40am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Sociable - I disguise |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 10:30am On Sep 21, 2008 |
ituen: So true. . . Confirmed, stamp and sealed Jeovy: I'm not the one with the koko and the 2 suspicious looking teabags, Why would I fit in that category? |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Arcani: 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
There is one thing I am sure of, Ituen belongs to the RADICAL group.  |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by ituen(m): 10:17pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
I agree with u arcani. It all happened when you got into my life |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by MrInfo1(m): 10:25pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Dirty boi |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by mohawkchic(f): 11:21pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
* CONCEITED: Holds two-inch pecker like a baseball bat. ~Hilarious  |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 7:43am On Sep 22, 2008 |
[size=13pt]This is really funny Now where do I belong?  [/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by clemcykul(f): 7:59am On Sep 22, 2008 |
cross eyed of course! |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 9:52am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Mine be Frivolous |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Jeovy(m): 10:05am On Sep 22, 2008 |
dickless people leave this thread |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by chioya(f): 10:08am On Sep 22, 2008 |
hum *looks at cbase while he pees* i have to create a new category, maybe roller coster  |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Sep 22, 2008 |
seconded |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:27am On Sep 22, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Thirded[/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:35am On Sep 22, 2008 |
chioya: [size=13pt]Are you sure it was while he was peeing or while he was penetrating? [/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 10:39am On Sep 22, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Frivolous is ok Let's say I've been most of the above at one point in time [/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by clemcykul(f): 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
uve alwayz been frivolous think i dont knoe? |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 3:05pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
Yes, its confirmed. I saw it ohhh |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
i knoe u will |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 4:40pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
gabrywyl: [size=13pt]What did you see [/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 5:15pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
I saw you peeing many time Scopium  |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 5:24pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Was I really peeing? Or was it, . . . .were we, . . . . . Aaaaah I don forget wetin I wan talk. [/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 5:25pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
u were peeing alright |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by freezy(m): 5:27pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
Lemme rephrase that: What exactly were u peeing into? It doesnt have to be the basin u'know? |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 5:32pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
gabrywyl: [size=13pt]Ok I understand. Let's keep our little peeing secret between us.[/size] |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by freezy(m): 5:45pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
Gotcha Scopium! You were peeing that kinda pee inside there! Guy. . . |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Gabry(f): 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
  Na waaa ohhhh. . . Stop making fake acusations. . . |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by freezy(m): 6:09pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
See that Mr Scopium? Thou art a liar and the truth is not in thou. There is no peeing secret anywhere. Hiisssss. O tie le. |
| Re: Types Of Men You Might See In The Men's Restroom by Scopium: 6:18pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
gabrywyl: [size=13pt]No mind am, he doesn't know what's a stake[/size] |
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