YOU CAN'T WIN WITH WOMEN

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"


The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) , he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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lol..sooo true mehn

Lol.....very true.

When I was younger, I used to be ready whenever I wanted to take on (argue with) my mum on a particular issue. We'd talk, argue and stretch it; and when she realises she's losing grip, she'd give me a small slap-like touch on the cheek, "So you're arguing with me abi?".

Whenever you're arguing with a female, you should let her say the last words. If you don't let her exercise that 'right' and you say the last words instead, the whole argument would start afresh, or worst still, it might end up in a not-so-sweet way.

Thing is, this thing is almost unnegotiable. If you can win a verbal argument with a female (especially the smart ones), you can lead and restore peace in Nigeria in just one month. It's an uphill task. It's almost as hard as it is for a rich man to make heaven, according to what the Bible tells us. (why do we all want to be rich sef)

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MhizDeedy:
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JoeCutie:
When I was younger, I used to be ready whenever I wanted to take on (argue with) my mum on a particular issue. We'd talk, argue and stretch it; and when she realises she's losing grip, she'd give me a small slap-like touch on the cheek, "So you're arguing with me abi?".

Whenever you're arguing with a female, you should let her say the last words. If you don't let her exercise that 'right' and you say the last words instead, the whole argument would start afresh, or worst still, it might end up in a not-so-sweet way.

Thing is, this thing is almost unnegotiable. If you can win a verbal argument with a female (especially the smart ones), you can lead and restore peace in Nigeria in just one month. It's an uphill task. It's almost as hard as it is for a rich man to make heaven, according to what the Bible tells us. (why do we all want to be rich sef)

berrieblizzie:
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Lol. Do you love any other thing before that?

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