Dear Nairalanders, lets do a Story telling session. I will start a short story and the next person continues and so forth.

Let me start first



One upon a time, they live 5 little pigs in the bushman forest.

gabrywyl:



One upon a time, they live 5 little pigs in the bushman forest.

Their names are jaymobb, studio 43, mykali, Scopium and Cbase

They live in forest called Nairabush,which was guided by a great hunter(Jeovy),in Nairabush,there is a season when pig meat must be eaten and one big must die

In Nairabush, Jeovy is the village herbalist while Gabry is the town crier

:d :d

habibolah was the village most wanted criminal and then came papa johnny(cbase) who was a hunter

Papa Johnny was deciding whther to hunt down Habiolah the villagemost wanted criminal or the 5 piglets (jaymobb, studio43, mykali, Scopium and Cbase) than he thought to hisself, if I hunt down the criminal, I will get 3,000,000.00 Naira from the government and if I hunt down the five piglets, I will not go hungry for a week.

And then came the greatest of them all Showbobo. . .

He came walking like a hunk and all of the kokolets and the wowolets was staring at him with their saliva drooling down. . . . . And SUDDENLY!!!! *TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT* Showbobo let out a huge fart by accident. . . .

which almost caused cbase the hunter his life

because the fart was sooooooooooooo beyond wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much overly smelly. . . Its smells like. . . Like. . . . . . .

rotten egg & egusi soup made by gabby
but every one   cos he was the village wag

Therefore showbobo tried to cover his act by accusing Mykali whom is drinking his one and only Mykali beer. Shobobo was thinking since Mykali is drunk, and is standing next to him, might as well he blame him for farting instead

Then drunk Mykali broke his bottle on Romade's head and,

And Romade went furious that she karate kick and kungfu Mykali like an Italian dude prancing and jiggling his pizza dough. She be like Bruce Lee ohhhh. . . . And also like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. . . WAAAA CHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!- she yelled

then remembad dat it was muscle pull dat killed bruce lee so kept quiet
d king called dem to his palace
but the problem was showbobo is speech impaired while mykali is hearing impaired

oh ma damn goodness the king said.,

I did not expect for a bunch of dwarfs and migids to cause so much trouble. . . . What shall I do What shall I do. . . , said the King

send for my village herbalist he barked out of frustration

Jeovy, the herbalist came in with his so called herbs (marijuana, weed, ice ice baby and groundnuts).

but as usual forgot his magic stick in the shrine

And because of that, the King went balistic. . .

and said his one line english dat made him famous in nairabush

u do anytyn right at all

Showbobo then got infuriated and i'm sure you all know what happens whenever he's vexed. . . .

he drinks poison

and as usual with d poor guy whose great grand ma is believd to be the queen of suiciders
he could not kill himself
he only had spittle drool down his over long & over due bia bia

clemcykul:

he drinks poison

haaaaaaaaaaaa :owetin i do u

school of mischiefs  

in comes studio43 one the the pigs that could be used as an
appeasing sacrifice to the goddess of ominaira of nairabush
hmmm d king tot do i appease to get peace for my land
or make my daughter beautiful so her hand could be asked for marriage by,
wait a minute is he limping

madness don dey escalate

oh no d king noticed that he was 3 legged and of no use
to either himself or the people of nairabush

in annoyance he ordered that studio43 be castrated
to the astonishment of all standing by
ehya poor pig they all said but none
could question the authority of the king

so u get all dis talent, na hin u still dey roast plantain next bus-stop?