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This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a
friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears the whistle, "Whooee Whoee!" but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit -- but only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to
batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened, and asks the man from the desert, "Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"

thats really funny hahahahahahah i cant even stop smiling

Funny stuff. Nice one 

*we need a thumbs up icon here*

great stuff fabian

Hilarious!!!

well I think others should try going to the desert so as to get out their experience...

hehehe... hilarious. I cant stop laughing.

You'd better stop b4 u crack ur ribs

If anyone was to be in that man's shoe's, what will be his or her reaction after causing the calamity?

Exactly that or quickly duck! Very funny joke.

you are funny

i love this.hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa you are funny

shit man that was funny man,some cant stop smilling,i cat stot screeeeeeeeeeeeeaming man.............

shei u guy's wud crack my ribs.

more will be cracked if u ask for it................lol

Its funny

correct joke ! this is nice. funny indeed ! you gotta take care of the evil when they are still very minute,ok !
nice one guy.Gbam

Hilarious!!!!!

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really sweet one.
i am still reeling with lafta

little by little my ribs don dey crack finish

funny



more!!!

lolito