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Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 11:37pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
A guy was wooing a lady he just met. After everything, the lady asked him, 'are you in school, & what course are you studying'? He lied to her & said 'Yes, i'm in school & i'm studying Food science'. Two weekz later, the girl saw him washing dishes in a local restaurant. Shocked, she exclaimed: 'gosh! What are you doing here?' He smiled & said 'I'M D0ING MY I.T. More to come 4rm moi youngsage... 2 Likes |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Lagusta(m): 9:11am On Jun 04, 2012 |
Youngsage: A guy was wooing a lady he just met. After dis I.T make sense ooo, lol |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 10:39am On Jun 04, 2012 |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!' |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 10:45am On Jun 04, 2012 |
A certain girls private school in P.H recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of form 3 girls use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the matron would remove them and the next day... see more, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the matron. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the matron who had to clean the mirrors every night.To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the matron to show the girls how much effort was required... The matron took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl and then cleaned the mirror with it. |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 10:50am On Jun 04, 2012 |
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee and a caller. Operator: 'computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No..' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well,yes,I keep them in the closet.' Operator: Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator:'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' 1 Like |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 10:51am On Jun 04, 2012 |
In a party, a beautiful Gal approached a boy and asked.., "Hey Handsome, are you going to dance..?" Boy felt so happy And replied, "Yeah, of course Then the Gal said.., "That's good.., Can I have your chair please?! |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 10:52am On Jun 04, 2012 |
Comments... More still coming |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Murphy7h4: 3:06pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
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Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by kay9(m): 12:56pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
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Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Dyt(f): 1:11pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
nice ones loool 1 Like |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 2:33pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
>>>Husband: If I die, will you remarry......? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry...? Husb and: No, I'll also stay with your sister...!!.. . <<< |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
A lady jumped a signal. Policeman: D'you know what u just did? Lady:plz let me go. I'm a school teacher. I am getting late for my class. Policeman: Aahaa, So you are a teacher. I have waited ...for this moment all my life! Now write "I WILL NEVER JUMP A SIGNAL", 1000 TIMES. |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 2:44pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
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Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 2:48pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
A lady was entering a Hotel with her lover, then suddenly she sees her husband coming out of the Hotel with the Girlfrend. She quickly thinks of a plan & before the Husband could say a word, she shouted "so its true u are cheating on me, i have just been hearing from neighbors & thank God i came with a witness (pointing to her lover) " |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
A mad guy in a mental hospital places 2 stones in his ears like headphones. The doctors ask him, "Hey! what are you trying to do??" He replies, "i want to listen to rock music." |
Re: Laff It Off! Must Read!!! Enjoy >>> by Youngsage: 3:24pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Youngsage: Comments... More still coming ....................................................... ........................... ........................................ |
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