Hi, nairalanders

Wat are you expecting as a newly wedds on your wedding night?

How romantic do you want to be when the woman is yours?

How tantalising do you want to be when the man is yours?

Funny. We were both2 exhausted 2 even look at each oda. 4us honeymoon began 2days later wt a trip 2 our dream romantic spot.

Believe me nothing happens on the wedding night except exhusted sleep, you wont even know how u feel asleep.

Dead Tired.Only got a feet massage and dozed off.

We could not keep our hands off each other.

Make una no spoil little gal like me ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Gosh I'm going to sound like a broken record. . .

Seeing that I'd only had 3 hours sleep the night before, it didn't surprise me that we fell asleep when we got the chance.  We were just happy it was the end of months of planning, stress and hassle!

We had asmall registry wedding so we were not that tired.

It depends on how you two know each other and what you have done with each other before marriage. If you two have known each other for long and have gone all the way, the wedding night will just be like any other day, only that this one you are tired. If you have never gone all the way: too much to think. The tension, the anxiety, the restlessness, the calculations and miscalculations of how to pop up the thing. If you are a girl, fear will catch you, the knowledge today it is inevitable and couple with the fact that you are going to leave ur mummy. If you are a guy, you will be in the mood of "I can't wait for tonight". You will be having erection all day and nothing anybody will tell you will make sense that day.

Tsiya:

It depends on how you two know each other and what you have done with each other before marriage. If you two have known each other for long and have gone all the way, the wedding night will just be like any other day, only that this one you are tired. If you have never gone all the way: too much to think. The tension, the anxiety, the restlessness, the calculations and miscalculations of how to pop up the thing. If you are a girl, fear will catch you, the knowledge today it is inevitable and couple with the fact that you are going to leave your mummy. If you are a guy, you will be in the mood of "I can't wait for tonight". You will be having erection all day and nothing anybody will tell you will make sense that day.

Not quite true for everyone.  Not all girls are scared unless they know very little about sex and relationships, in fact they are just as excited as the man.  As for the man having an erection all day - is he wearing super underpants that no one will notice this during the wedding ceremony and reception?

From a number of people I've had discussions with, those whose relationship was non-sexual prior to marriage crashed and fell asleep on their wedding night, similarly to those who had been living together before marrying. 

When close friends told me what happened I didn't quite believe them. . .until it happened to me.  Then it made perfect sense!

interesting this thread was started in 08 and the first reply came in 2010,wat were you guys waiting for.@post same like everyone else sleep was the only thing on our mind.

ubiaa5:

interesting this thread was started in 08 and the first reply came in 2010,wat were you guys waiting for.@post same like everyone else sleep was the only thing on our mind.

lol. It is christmass and new year break. ppl just want to discuss about anything that seems to have a meaning. lol

I know someone who slept on a heap of dirty clothes. She said all the beds including the marital one were taken by out of states visitors. Romance was not in that house that night.

Whao, that night,  I really know the time that requires to be a man is now delivered to me,  No more hiding, No more fears,  I was just prepared. After all the party, seeing visitors, I drove back to the Hotel where I lodged with my wife. Of course, she's also ready for me. That was the very first meeting, of course we were not disappointed at all. We rested and sleep afterwards.

Please, sex is for the married I CONCLUDE! That provides that a man and woman shares intimacy without restrictions or guilty conscience and fear of diseases, and so it has been till now.

tallgall on: January 03, 2010, 01:39 AM:


We could not keep our hands off each other.

gurl who u telling-- but 4rm what i've heard, i'll prob be 2 tired.

but it's nice to think about

We still managed to make the night memorable.

If you guys have been having some before marriage,
Abstain from it for about a month or longer before the wedding itself.
Then you can have something to long for on your wedding night.

^good. cuz i've been abstaining my whole life

africhika:

^good. cuz i've been abstaining my whole life

Really? That's gud! Even though very rare. I would advise you guys read "Great Expectations (an interactive guide to marriage for newly weds and engaged couples) by Toben & Johann sumtin. Can't rmbr their surname. As well as the The Act of Marriage by Tim LaHaye. Very descriptive book (with Christian views though) on the act of lovemaking for couples!

My advise is based on the fact that most ladies read so much romantic novels and believe that lovemaking must be like the way it is written in those silly novels.

All the best!

Mimicole:

Funny. We were both2 exhausted 2 even look at each oda. 4us honeymoon began 2days later wt a trip 2 our dream romantic spot.

Oh gawd

the thing is, if you both kept your legs closed until that day, no matter how tired you lot are, the womans yam root must be uprooted by the man

!amebo no1:

the thing is, if you both kept your legs closed until that day, no matter how tired you lot are, the womans yam root must be uprooted by the man

Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Oh my days! Which one is yam root uprooted? Amebo no go kill persin

the yam go dey uprooted from the well, the orange will plucked and sucked from the chest


No matter how tired i was then with all the travelling down to naija, the man remind me early morning of that day with text message

" Baby remember today is the beginning of my husbandly rights"

"I ga fu na tipper to'ro pan" - you go know today say tipper senior pan 

And after that night , e remain small for me to waka with "walking stick"

i comment my reserve

!amebo no1:

the yam go dey uprooted from the well, the orange will plucked and sucked from the chest


No matter how tired i was then with all the travelling down to naija, the man remind me early morning of that day with text message

" Baby remember today is the beginning of my husbandly rights"

"I ga fu na tipper to'ro pan" - you go know today say tipper senior pan 

And after that night , e remain small for me to waka with "walking stick"

Buahahahahahahaha

LOL@ Tipper ka Pan!!!
True! No matter what I musturula do something on that night.

even if i don chop the man a million rounds before the wedding night, na the night him go know say him wife dey sexually and bedimatically aggressive, we go see who go run comot for bed

But hey make i give you girls advice, never call a man weak jokingly for bed matter, i joked about it one night, and i ended up with a muscle pull after action

!amebo no1:

even if i don chop the man a million rounds before the wedding night, na the night him go know say him wife dey sexually and bedimatically aggressive, we go see who go run comot for bed

But hey make i give you girls advice, never call a man weak jokingly for bed matter, i joked about it one night, and i ended up with a muscle pull after action

He hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yeah Tipper senior pan!

!amebo no1:

even if i don chop the man a million rounds before the wedding night, na the night him go know say him wife dey sexually and bedimatically aggressive, we go see who go run comot for bed

But hey make i give you girls advice, never call a man weak jokingly for bed matter, i joked about it one night, and i ended up with a muscle pull after action

Jenny gerraway
i don laff tire

LMAO!!

TOPE2000!:

Jenny gerraway
i don laff tire

chika98:

He hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yeah Tipper senior pan!

i dey tell una, una dey laff me, naija men and their pride, i will never forget that day, that was one of those days you wanna do all night reach tomorrow, the dude was worn out after the days work, i no come know who send me to yab am, but i faced the consequences

So teyy the next day, i carry mirror peep my down below to know if e still dey intact, abi the man rip am comot

!amebo no1:

i dey tell una, una dey laff me, naija men and their pride, i will never forget that day, that was one of those days you wanna do all night reach tomorrow, the dude was worn out after the days work, i no come know who send me to yab am, but i faced the consequences

So teyy the next day, i carry mirror peep my down below to know if e still dey intact, abi the man rip am comot

Oh gawd

U no well at all. HE he heeheehehee Rule number one Never challenge your man