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Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2008
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks lysaa during Bible class,
"Who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

Lysaa answered, "I don't know, but it wasn't me!"

The supervisor, taken aback by lysaa's lack of basic
Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.

The principal replies, "I know Lysaa as well as her whole family very well and can vouch for them;
if Lysaa said that she did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth."

Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story,

After listening he replies: "I can't see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just fix the wall!"
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 4:25pm On Sep 29, 2008
Pls don't blame me, I wasn't born when the wall went down! undecided
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 4:40pm On Sep 29, 2008
No, you didnt pay attention to Bible Knowledge
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2008
Doesn't the bible admonish us to be truthful 

The truth is, I didn't do it  angry
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by studio43(m): 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2008
hhmm, na pass i dey pass o cool
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 5:20pm On Sep 29, 2008
come back here. . I sure say u know who fall that wall. confess angry
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by studio43(m): 5:23pm On Sep 29, 2008
ask gabrryll i hear sey she fart one wicked fart around that wall, maybe i him make the wall vex collapse undecided
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Gabry(f): 6:16pm On Sep 29, 2008
Wetin does fart have concern to me now? undecided
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 7:02pm On Sep 29, 2008
na wah, every bad thing is related to gabry.
Make una live my sister alone
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Arcani: 7:37pm On Sep 29, 2008
SAM MILLA:

na wah, every bad thing is related to gabry.
Make una live my sister alone
Abi o
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 8:21pm On Sep 29, 2008
Gabby, how far away were u when the fart came out. confess now. angry tongue
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by krama(m): 8:47pm On Sep 29, 2008
Ha ha ha ha the joke's so hilarious! cheesy
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 9:35pm On Sep 29, 2008
shocked Ha! I have found a strong suspect. Oya Krama yarn wetin u know about this wall fall when dem put for my head so.
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 12:35am On Sep 30, 2008
why?
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Gabry(f): 1:40am On Sep 30, 2008
Lysaa, it was Krama whom did it. I saw him farted. . .  lipsrsealed  embarassed
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Jeovy(m): 6:16am On Sep 30, 2008
It is a lie,krama fart is not that strong,But gaby yours is strong and disastrous
So,I nominate you to have fallen the wall of Jericho

But lysaa,you dull not to have known a simple answer like this
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 10:12am On Sep 30, 2008
Jeovy help her with d answer
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 10:14am On Sep 30, 2008
no expo
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 10:43am On Sep 30, 2008
Honestly i did not whisper that it was studio43 that did it while infobaba kept watch and Gabry did d survey for him  cry
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by SamMilla1(m): 11:18am On Sep 30, 2008
CONSPIRACY DETECTED!!! shocked shocked
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 11:22am On Sep 30, 2008
hope i am now free grin
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by mykali(m): 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2008
you are not free util u fully confess. u havent mentioned all the names involved in this conspiracy. angry
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Kays1(m): 12:11pm On Sep 30, 2008
**hISS**
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 12:27pm On Sep 30, 2008
ok o mykali was d nyt guard there, kay carried d pon pon, emmmmmmmmm i don 4get d rest
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Kays1(m): 12:33pm On Sep 30, 2008
Some1 dey jump , Oya
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 12:36pm On Sep 30, 2008
come kay dollar abi wetin u call yaself, did i point at u
y r u gettin so defensive as if d no of ur post counts
pls be warned i dont byt gently o
haba na by force abi u see logo bsyd d kay

bebeto oshi
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by Kays1(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2008
Okay oo Romario cousin i don hear you , Haba you dey vess quick o , Anyway my advise to you is so simple , Mix cement and milk , drink it and see what happen ? **Hiss**
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by manickal(m): 12:43pm On Sep 30, 2008
please, we will be better off if u spoke engrish. please.  sad
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by skfa1: 12:49pm On Sep 30, 2008
Kay$:

Okay oo Romario cousin i don hear you , Haba you dey vess quick o , Anyway my advise to you is so simple , Mix cement and milk , drink it and see what happen ? **Hiss**

Mr Kay,  drinking mixed cement and milk is not healthy or what do you think? so I don't expect that from you .Beside romade was only playing you don't need to hiss.

Anyways have a good day man  wink
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by skfa1: 12:50pm On Sep 30, 2008
manickal:

please, we will be better off if u spoke engrish. please. sad


Oya come lets speaketh Engrish togerra smiley
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by romsky: 12:56pm On Sep 30, 2008
skyfa 1 tank u so much 4 standing for me o

kay$ i don 4give u sha
Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by manickal(m): 1:01pm On Sep 30, 2008
skfa, who u be?

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