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6 Truths Of Life by MrInfo1(m): 11:55pm On Oct 01, 2008
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. wink

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try
it. shocked

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. undecided

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. tongue

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. grin

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Sorry about this. . . . lipsrsealed

I'm an [i]idiot [/i]and I needed company! Gotcha!!!
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Gabry(f): 2:03am On Oct 02, 2008
But I did not follow it at all which makes me not to be an idiot than.
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 1:01pm On Oct 02, 2008
thank God you accept that you are an idiot Info, not to worry, your people eg cl, my, ma, da, would soon join you grin
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by clemcykul(f): 1:25pm On Oct 02, 2008
Am glad am not an idiot!
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Scopium: 6:08pm On Oct 02, 2008
gabrywyl:

But I did not follow it at all which makes me not to be an idiot than.

[size=13pt]At least you followed it to the point suggesting an idiot is reading it[/size]
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Nobody: 6:11pm On Oct 02, 2008
I did not read what the original poster wrote, what did he write?
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Scopium: 6:38pm On Oct 02, 2008
[size=13pt]He said you are a liar[/size]
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Nobody: 6:41pm On Oct 02, 2008
Why would he say a thing like that? embarassed
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Oct 02, 2008
info. u big idiot. grin how i love to call u that name. tongue
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Scopium: 7:05pm On Oct 02, 2008
ibkaye:

Why would he say a thing like that? embarassed

[size=13pt]I don't know hwy he said a thing like that. Do you guys have any problem before?[/size]
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by jmkbond(f): 7:07pm On Oct 02, 2008
mykali:

info. u big idiot. grin how i love to call u that name. tongue


y wudnt u like callin him idiot after all ure also an idiot and u need partner .yyy dont u meet cbase and scopiom 4 partnership.i think info will advise u beta
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Nobody: 7:08pm On Oct 02, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]I don't know hwy he said a thing like that. Do you guys have any problem before?[/size]
not at all embarassed
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by sylve11: 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2008
ibkaye:

I did not read what the original poster wrote, what did he write?

i like this: me too i didnt see it. What's that?
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2008
heeyyy ibkaye how are U kiss kiss
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2008
Oh I am fine my dear, how are you too?
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by romsky: 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2008
personofication Arcani
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 12:37pm On Oct 03, 2008
Which one is this na?
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by romsky: 12:40pm On Oct 03, 2008
clemcykul:

heeyyy ibkaye how are U kiss kiss
Arcani:

Oh I am fine my dear, how are you too?

oya wen u bcome Ib?
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 12:41pm On Oct 03, 2008
Since she went grin offline
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by dammizz(m): 12:56pm On Oct 03, 2008
Ahaa, why the argument now. Atleast many of una don read the thread that states "You are all Chimpazees". You all could as well be idiots while the poster leads being the greatest idiot (he admitted, so no abuse intended).
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 12:57pm On Oct 03, 2008
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by romsky: 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
who was dat intruder cool
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 1:38pm On Oct 03, 2008
Who are you referring to
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Jeovy(m): 1:43pm On Oct 03, 2008
infoidiot,stupid boy
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2008
U mean Info my husband
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by romsky: 1:59pm On Oct 03, 2008
who else cld be easily identified as a fool if not info
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Jeovy(m): 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2008
Arcani:

U mean Info my husband
did he charm you into marrying him
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by tytylayor: 2:38pm On Oct 03, 2008
info, dat nut don loose again? shocked shocked
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by romsky: 2:45pm On Oct 03, 2008
nope ha has bin rechained grin
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 3:15pm On Oct 03, 2008
Jeovy:

did he charm you into marrying him
tytylayor:

info, that nut don loose again? shocked shocked
romade:

nope ha has bin rechained grin
Wetin o, jealousy, shio
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Arcani: 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2008
E fi wa si le, e je ki a ma love lo grin
Re: 6 Truths Of Life by Jeovy(m): 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2008
I wish you same,since you now speak in tongues

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