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Tell Me by tytylayor: 1:52pm On Oct 03, 2008
A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog
for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the
his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could
there be a service for the poor creature?" The Pastor
replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services
for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down
the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe.
Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go
and find out”. Then the Man answered innocently,
"I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think
$50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?"
The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you
tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have
services for all Christians
Re: Tell Me by romsky: 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2008
i tell ma pastor 4 u cos dat is not his version angry
Re: Tell Me by Jeovy(m): 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2008
I have seen it before,but nice try
Re: Tell Me by tytylayor: 2:20pm On Oct 03, 2008
jeovy try bring up one topic angry
Re: Tell Me by lordmassac(m): 2:32pm On Oct 03, 2008
http://us.mc505.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=datNaijagurl@hotmail.com
titilayour, make you no mind jeovy jo. you try. cool cool cool
Re: Tell Me by lordmassac(m): 2:37pm On Oct 03, 2008
jeovy try bring up one topic
titilayour, make you no mind jeovy jo. you try. Cool cool cool cool
Re: Tell Me by romsky: 3:55pm On Oct 03, 2008
wetin be do ur first post, i fit spot plenty diffrence oh
Re: Tell Me by Gabry(f): 3:58pm On Oct 03, 2008
Yeah I spot it too undecided
Re: Tell Me by romsky: 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2008
pls dont get confused today o
Re: Tell Me by tytylayor: 11:08am On Oct 08, 2008
romade:

wetin be do ur first post, i fit spot plenty diffrence oh

Re: Tell Me by Gabry(f): 11:11am On Oct 08, 2008
Jeovy, the more I look at you, the more I feel that you be old man. grin
Re: Tell Me by showbobo(m): 6:07pm On Oct 08, 2008

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