rationalmind:

That's because you didn't rep your platoon

cutiepie01: Really enjoying our ongoing pageant.We have miss NYSC,miss pretty face(a guy),mr macho,miss hot legs.The winner yet to be declared,still on d contest.

Jealouzzy:

which of this do you contest for?

Jimwalex: xup cutiepie01,hp u are rockn d camp..its bn a while hp u are good sha

cutiepie01: Kubwa,Abuja.Platoon 1 won miss NYSC.

cutiepie01: None o.We are the supporters club.Lolz

Ojestas: I personally dislike what's going on here. .That some people are camping already and some aren't yet doing there's doesn't means nothing. Infact, we are all Batch B corp members, i m less concerned with stream I or II. The house is still one. Some people take it too personally when a stream I corp talks here, even if S/he is only joking. Should we leave the thread or what??. What's the beefing all about? We are both getting thesame allowee, gonna pass out these day. .So what's the beef all about? Na wa o. . faamo419 wrote something here and people started (MIS)quoting him. "U ARE WRONG" is a mere SLANG. Everybody in camp must have gotten his/her allowee and stream II will also definitely get theirs...no big deal. I dey even fear to write sef so i won't get misquoted. I stand to be corrected and quoted. Let the love continue.

cutiepie01: am rocking it dearie.Am fine,Thanks for checking on me.Hope u're good too.

aircom: *Platoon commander yells *Parade Chun!!! N den we react by stampin our right foot heheehehe..commander yells again * No ninnnnne Platoon will march in sloooow n quick order...Divisiooooon into columns..Byyyy d right.., Right wheel,Sloooooow march ..Up..hehehe when we enter quick time na so dis babe for my front begin dey march like say she dey jump gutter..hehehe I'v bin made a leftmarker 4 my platoon..Buh God knw say Arsenal march is of higher priority today compared 2 d parade practice..
To Stream 2 peeps...tough luv famz...I share ur frustration..What wil be will be ....I dnt knw abt other other camps o buh it has been an exciting atmosphere in lag camp...u verify from buksich Even d soldiers especially my platoon commander cracks us up n encourages us when we fail to react to his command...honestly am nt tryin 2 rub it in any one's face but seriously we all knew they(NYSC) were going 2 work our butts off, b4 we signed up 4 dis stuff. ..after all d slogan reads " Service and Humility" so let's just learn 2 deal with it..
Currently my platoon is leading in the highest number of wins in competitions hehehehehe..Never bin dis proud of a group b4..tho we suck in parade sha...na dose married women..4 my parade wey no jus wan gree step out..dey no fit carry demselves..arms never in sync..some much fat 4 their thighs so tey their heels no dey touch when we halt...Prixxy No vex o..Dis Ebola scourge raging no be beans o.. God has a reason 4 everything..jus as samguine said or someone said nysc will paste a list of designated banks with their codenumber ranges respectfully, whatever bank ur code number falls within d ranges u go to the d bank with a form(dis form was given to us yday right when we received our alawee)....Since NYSC as a body is confused I dunno when dis will be given 2 u stream2 guys posted 2 lag.. Cutiepie we were given jus one cow by d DG representative, probably caz we re half d amount of u guys in camp.. Whr da heck iz Rhazur o..? My Nigga gimme juicy updates na..
My 2cents... reporting 4rm d camp ground ..One luv pipo

If pesin ask me wetin be d slogan; I go just squeeze face tell am say I no know. Even if I did. Come begin blame am ontop FG/NYSC head. I fit even go channels tv grant dem interview on my 3-week camp experience. *thinkin aloud*anyone remembers Oga at d top?* I no talk anything o!

Temmytea70: hello peeps,am sowie av bin absent for a whiile now......my fone was stolen plus i wasnt mobilised cos my name came out on the error list.....gat to wait for the next batch....miss u guys......

cutiepie01: None o.We are the supporters club.Lolz

I can imagine.

DrPhilABd: gbam!! Na man u be... I pray for u dis day, ur pikin nor go resemble ur neighbour.

.......or im landlord

DrPhilABd: you jux wrote my real name given to me by my Dad, agreed on by my Mum & loved by my late grandmum... Phil "d gentle one"

rationalmind: Carnivals day.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.

200 naira recharge card goes to anyone who can correctly locate me in the pictures.

Macuwon and Tbells91 of course are banned from partaking.

Make una no vex say the recharge small. Just as you all know, Edo never pay alawi

in †ђξ first pic, u are 2nd from right with d red-patterned waist pouch. Wey be like all those ones wey dem dey use sell recharge cards

rationalmind: Carnivals day.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.

200 naira recharge card goes to anyone who can correctly locate me in the pictures.

Macuwon and Tbells91 of course are banned from partaking.

Make una no vex say the recharge small. Just as you all know, Edo never pay alawi

Hahaha... See u

That's you with a red waist purse. And, 4 is written on ur shirt.

rationalmind: Carnivals day.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.

200 naira recharge card goes to anyone who can correctly locate me in the pictures.

Macuwon and Tbells91 of course are banned from partaking.

Make una no vex say the recharge small. Just as you all know, Edo never pay alawi

heemah: d first picture, d dark, cute guy wv red waist pouch is u..

Valentinooo: so you too wan come win recharge card abi

heemah:
not that, buh i cnt help buh notice d handsome man ne...... :

segxi1960: So no one was posted to Sokoto here ?. Hmmm..

heemah: d first picture, d dark, cute guy wv red waist pouch is u..

emenik08:

Aaaah! I think say na only me dislike Giroud. I pray wenger go replace am with joel campbell

sokarsenal: . Out of every 10 arsenal fans, 9 dislike Giroud as a footballer.....the remaining 1 pity him

Hilarious

rationalmind: Carnivals day.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.

200 naira recharge card goes to anyone who can correctly locate me in the pictures.

Macuwon and Tbells91 of course are banned from partaking.

Make una no vex say the recharge small. Just as you all know, Edo never pay alawi