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| What Is A Mikel? by abatically(m): 5:12pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
What is a Mikel? 1. A magician: he's right in front of u for 90 minutes, but u only get to see him him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card. 2. A mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of Kia picanto 3. A mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but remains stationary. 4. A mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec. 6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis. 7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative e.g my grandma is a mikel. 8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. 1 Like |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by crusader01(m): 5:15pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Rubbish! |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by abatically(m): 5:35pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
crusader01: Rubbish!   yes. Rubbish u call it. But really mikel has regressed lately and not putting any effort. He did better in the nation's cup that he's Currently doing now, hence everything I wrote is valid. |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by MrMac10(m): 5:49pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Paul pogba vs Mikel |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by NNEKA2015: 6:15pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Mikel if you cant do anything cant you at lease bite like suarez? |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by ninja4life(m): 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Lmao so true most especially number 7 |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by abatically(m): 6:26pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
NNEKA2015: Mikel if you cant do anything cant you at lease bite like suarez? Lol, guy u bad o |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by tobiboss(m): 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Nt gona lie, 5&6 are funny |
| Re: What Is A Mikel? by abatically(m): 9:57pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
tobiboss: Nt gona lie, 5&6 are funny |
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