Lastweek Saturday,Na so i dey this bus wey dey go
Borno State. As we
were waiting for the bus to load, Na back seat i de wen i noticed
one Aboki sitting behind the driver's seat holding a
bag and
sweating. The guy was so uneasy, shifting
from side
to side on his seat, wiping sweat from his
face. Hmmm, at this point i no know wetin i go
think,
could this be.....,
kai no, it cant be, na like dis i go kick bucket? i started quoting scriptures in my mind + speaking in tougue tinz... well no need to jump
into
conclusions yet, I just bind every negative thot. Now he started to look
around, as if he is trying to access his environments,
he would
look around and look at his watch, look
again and
check his watch, and then all of a sudden
he placed the bag under his seat, jumped down and
started
walking very fast away from the bus.
Omo, na that
time i realise say no be only me they look
this man, as he jump down, everybody scatter, me
sef jump
down go far place. Every single
passenger abandon
the bus.
Five mins later, we see the aboki coming back to the
bus with tissue paper in his hands
wondering where
everybody went. Chai!...
But to be sincere, If na you wetin you for
do