Yesterday I was passing by a supermarket!so I dcided to go in nd pick a drink and a gala!as I walked in!I noticed a man was staring at me,so I returned a fake smile and then ad a walk down d aisle to pick my can malt....only to notice that the man was still ffg me!I was kinda getting scared buht I tried to be polite nd I said good afternoon sir!d man didn't reply me so I proceeded !then d man tapped me frm behind nd said m sorry af bin staring at u for a while now,buht u af a similar features wv my dead dota!I was like wtf Aw cld this man compare me with his dead daughter buht I kept quite nd he proceeded he said he blives God gives nd take bck buht d most painful aspect was that his daughter didn't have the tym to say goodbye to him!I showed nd expression of symphathy on my face!nd said m sorry.so he said I shld do him a favour,he said since I looked like d girl I shld just say goodbye dad cuz he was abht leaving d supermarket!the task sounded too big buht I dcided to do it!so as he left I shouted goodbye dad,went ahead to pik my gala nd went to d cashier to ask for my bill.nd he said my bill was 6150 nd I was like how cld 100naira can malt and 50naira gala turn to 6150 nd he said ur dad said u r paying his fee I quickly rushed out nd I saw d man frm a far distance!nd I started shouting excuse me sir!excuse me sir,as d man saw me approaching,he started running buht I was so lucky,I caught him as he was abht starting his car nd I started pulling his leg just as m pulling urs now!!!hahaha u too like gist

hehehe

Not again

Mz jhulz: Not again

Nah, U didnt pull my leg o

missyhorlah: Yesterday I was passing by a supermarket!so I dcided to go in nd pick a drink and a gala!as I walked in!I noticed a man was staring at me,so I returned a fake smile and then ad a walk down d aisle to pick my can malt....only to notice that the man was still ffg me!I was kinda getting scared buht I tried to be polite nd I said good afternoon sir!d man didn't reply me so I proceeded !then d man tapped me frm behind nd said m sorry af bin staring at u for a while now,buht u af a similar features wv my dead dota!I was like wtf Aw cld this man compare me with his dead daughter buht I kept quite nd he proceeded he said he blives God gives nd take bck buht d most painful aspect was that his daughter didn't have the tym to say goodbye to him!I showed nd expression of symphathy on my face!nd said m sorry.so he said I shld do him a favour,he said since I looked like d girl I shld just say goodbye dad cuz he was abht leaving d supermarket!the task sounded too big buht I dcided to do it!so as he left I shouted goodbye dad,went ahead to pik my gala nd went to d cashier to ask for my bill.nd he said my bill was 6150 nd I was like how cld 100naira can malt and 50naira gala turn to 6150 nd he said ur dad said u r paying his fee I quickly rushed out nd I saw d man frm a far distance!nd I started shouting excuse me sir!excuse me sir,as d man saw me approaching,he started running buht I was so lucky,I caught him as he was abht starting his car nd I started pulling his leg just as m pulling urs now!!!hahaha u too like gist

I need to land a knock in d middle of ur head...cool story tho

FeverRay: I need to land a knock in d middle of ur head...cool story tho

heheheheh!e_knock abi

missyhorlah: heheheheh!e_knock abi

no, a real one...I'll love to watch d expression on ur face when I do it

(adjsut glasses,in pete edochie's voice)missyhorlah,u could be naughty @times!!!

FeverRay: no, a real one...I'll love to watch d expression on ur face when I do it

u wldnt wait to see that expression cuz ama.......lips sealed

missyhorlah: u wldnt wait to see that expression cuz ama.......lips sealed

talk...let me get prepared

FeverRay: talk...let me get prepared

ama beat that ur nauti ass

missyhorlah: ama beat that ur nauti ass

I'll love that. Btw, I sent u a mail, pls reply

Naughty Missyhorlah

I love ur joke though..*kudos*

lanicky: Naughty Missyhorlah

I love ur joke though..*kudos*

missyhorlah: Yesterday I was passing by a supermarket!so I dcided to go in nd pick a drink and a gala!as I walked in!I noticed a man was staring at me,so I returned a fake smile and then ad a walk down d aisle to pick my can malt....only to notice that the man was still ffg me!I was kinda getting scared buht I tried to be polite nd I said good afternoon sir!d man didn't reply me so I proceeded !then d man tapped me frm behind nd said m sorry af bin staring at u for a while now,buht u af a similar features wv my dead dota!I was like wtf Aw cld this man compare me with his dead daughter buht I kept quite nd he proceeded he said he blives God gives nd take bck buht d most painful aspect was that his daughter didn't have the tym to say goodbye to him!I showed nd expression of symphathy on my face!nd said m sorry.so he said I shld do him a favour,he said since I looked like d girl I shld just say goodbye dad cuz he was abht leaving d supermarket!the task sounded too big buht I dcided to do it!so as he left I shouted goodbye dad,went ahead to pik my gala nd went to d cashier to ask for my bill.nd he said my bill was 6150 nd I was like how cld 100naira can malt and 50naira gala turn to 6150 nd he said ur dad said u r paying his fee I quickly rushed out nd I saw d man frm a far distance!nd I started shouting excuse me sir!excuse me sir,as d man saw me approaching,he started running buht I was so lucky,I caught him as he was abht starting his car nd I started pulling his leg just as m pulling urs now!!!hahaha u too like gist

you a fcking Liar... I seen this a million times

Nne ur gist really make sense, but u r already comparing urself to a dead person, let that not happen to ur dad plz

That is what drugs can do to someone. . .!
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