A very fat man saw an advert : Loose 10-pounds in a day. He cald to make enquiry so they asked him to come to their office very early the following day. On getting there a beautiful lady walk up to him and said if u catch up with me, u will have sex with me then the lady started running but the man was unable to catch up. So at the end of the day he lost 10 pounds. He said wow this is really nice. So he saw the advert again loose 12 pounds in 1 day, so he went to their office the second day. A sexy lady putting on bikini walk up to him and said catch up with me and u will have sex with me then she stated running but the man was unable to catch up with her so he ended up losing 12-pounds, he said to himself this is really interesting. He saw an advert again Loose 15-pounds in one day so he went to their office the third day, expecting to see a naked lady. Then a lion came out with tag on its neck.....If I catch up I with you I will_________. You know the rest nau. He ended up losing 25-pounds that day.

A very successful naija man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming
hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just loked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you..........., oh my God replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch.