A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?"

"Well", the bartender says,"I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!"

The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes his money and leaves.

About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and they've got another jar of twenties there.

"What's the deal now?" He asks.

"Well",the bartender says,"That damn horse won't stop laughing! So the first person who can make my horse stop laughing wins the money!"

The man pays his twenty, and goes out to the stable. He returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him.

"Alright", he says,"You have won an awful lot of money from me and I want to know how you did it!!"

"Easy", he says,"I made him laugh by saying mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving it!!"

So how do I get the money?

Exactly, dry i want my money too

How will I get my money?

I didn't laugh, where's my money

I smiled, buh i still get ma maney ey?

My moni

haaaa how many people?

well sha me too i need my money cos i don't laugh

Am laughing, Nice one.

Since money involved, i expected the women especialy the IBOs to grab dis opportunity with both hands

But but but from what i dey see here, na the lazy men wey dey find quick money for XMAS full ground dey do the fronting.

@poster
I'm sure u've not told us d remaining part of the story cos it aint a joke and that man is u.Now confess

Nice one, but you could have done better.

mschew oshi

nice joke. I do not need your money. but you shall give better joke next time.

I actually smile.

nkoyo22:

and I made him cry by proving it!!"

Damn good joke!! like WTF 

Hi, everyone, I do not want to cheat you. when a friend send me this joke, I laugh for long time, so I share with you. If you do not laugh, I give you one more here.******************************
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well, ?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God, "

@nkoyo
OH! MY GOD
The title made pple expect more but the joke was fantastic, the 2nd hilarious

LOL. Do u mean God shows up in everyday simple things? Just kidding. .but that's funny.

OP Thank ur stars for the liberation u've got from some "good samaritans" here, bear it in mind that u owe me 2m (1m each for the 2 jokes)

ole! u don ever count 1m go buy drugs put for that ya pharmaceutical store ehn nnamdi?

Baby lyassa, I don't count money, I weigh it, one kilo=$5m. I count in kilos. If u'd like to *experience* me, I fink 10kilos would do.

GREAT FUNNY IBO JOKE: ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha hha ha ha ha

*Clears Throat*

lol

Wetin be this?

Come see for yourself

ha ha. . .NO! i want my money.

Studio CFR:

Come see for yourself

Ni tori kini?

two jokes no laugh, dat makes it 2milla

NnamdiN:

Baby lyassa, I don't count money, I weigh it, one kilo=$5m. I count in kilos. If u'd like to *experience* me, I fink 10kilos would do.

If u told me u use cash counter, i'd be fooled but just get back to work and make sure u throw out those expired drugs before NAFDAC plus NDLEA get on ur case.

Mr¬Cork:

dyamm i need vaseline. [b]my lip is dry [/b]

very singular!
U'd have done urself a favour by not spitting that out at all as we know that the vaseline isn't for ur lips.