VOCABULARY BUILDING
New word: MIKEL (noun)
What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of
you for 90 minutes but you only get
to see him for 30 seconds picking up a
yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari
with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has
weight, occupies space, breathes but
remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling
object that has no focus.
5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated
by 2 mikel/sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail,
Mikelis Obilis
7. Anybody who can pass the ball
but can't shoot, cross, head, or be
creative.
e.g, My Grandma is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is
allergic to goal

A "Mikel" is defined as the process/act of instigating sluggishness into a person or an organisation...

We have 3 types of Mikel :
1. "No Goal" Mikel: A goal is a target set by someone for greater achievements... A no goal mikel is clueless, incompetent and lacks the instinct to achieve greater things.

2. Lacklustre Mikel: This is the Major type of Mikel which can be found in the tropical region of west africa... It lacks determination and most times, susceptible to wayward performance... A good example of this Mikel is #JOHNOBI

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