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Aboard Flight 101 by Bantino(m): 11:58pm On Jul 04, 2014
A pilot announced, “Ladies&Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the
baggages must be thrown out. ”A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing
altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.” The plane continues
it’s descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again,
“Still going down, we must throw out some people ”There’s a big gasp from the
passengers!

Then the pilot said, “But to make this fair, passengers will be
thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board? ”
No one moves. “B, any Blacks on board? No one moves. “C, any Coloureds on
board?” Still no one moves. “D, any Darkies? "Rukewe a little black Nigerian
boy, asks his dad, “Dad, what are we? ”
His Dad replied, “Tonight son, we are Zombies” # Lwkmd

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