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Brain Teaser! by Jomrichy1(m): 11:23am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? See answer here i swear you'll hate me....... |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
...and where is the answer? |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Funniez: 6:32pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Wetin be d answer? |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Jomrichy1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Let!s try to Study mre. |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Ayodeji4real1: 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Dea is smfin wrong wif d electronic |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Ayodeji4real1: Dea is smfin wrong wif d electronichow? |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Bellasharonne(f): 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Dis sounds kinda dumb but I tink itz bcuz d old man slipped 1 Like |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Tonessco(m): 2:39am On Jul 11, 2014 |
D driver was responsible for all d crimes |
Re: Brain Teaser! by rylanthon: 9:29am On Jul 15, 2014 |
So whats d answer na? |
Re: Brain Teaser! by huthmanadam(m): 9:50am On Jul 15, 2014 |
In d first two situations it wasn't d conductor's fault coz he wasn't d one driving d bus,, he was jst a conductor... In d last situatn d conductor now bcyms d driver and is responsible for d man's death... |
Re: Brain Teaser! by saintneo(m): 1:32pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
this one is difficult but since na joke section, I will say that NEPA/PHCN was not available or there was low voltage at the electrocution; however, he slipped on the banana peel and died. op come and give us answer |
Re: Brain Teaser! by ifex370(m): 4:33pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
guy... where the ans na? |
Re: Brain Teaser! by Bellasharonne(f): 2:51am On Jul 17, 2014 |
No offnc but it doesn't entirely make any sense ... huthmanadam: In d first two situations it wasn't d conductor's fault coz he wasn't d one driving d bus,, he was jst a conductor... In d last situatn d conductor now bcyms d driver and is responsible for d man's death...I mean... he was strappd to the chair nd high voltage wass passd tru I'm.. the machine was jst perfrmin ts ffunction na... jst bcuz he ddint do it doesn't mean he won't die na.... 1 Like |
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