Once there was a bus
conductor, who was very
rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl,
of around 18
years,tried to board the bus,
but he didn't stop the
bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful
young girl came under
the bus and died on the spot.
Angry passengers
took the conductor to the
police station, who in
turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all
impressed with him and
gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the
electrocution chamber. There
was a single chair in the center
of the room and a
single banana peel at one
corner of the room. The
conductor was strapped to the
chair and high
voltage current was given to
him. But to
everyone's amazement, he
survived. The judge
decided to set him free, and he
returned to his
profession.
After a few months, this time, a
good looking
middle aged woman tried to
board the bus but the
conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately, this
time also, the good looking
middle aged woman
came under the bus and died
on the spot.
Again angry passengers took
him to the police
station, who in turn took him
to the court. The
judge took one look at the
conductor and gave
him capital punishment. The
Bus conductor was
taken to the same
electrocution chamber where
there was a single chair in the
center of the room
and a single banana peel at
one corner of the
room. He was strapped to the
chair and high
voltage current was given to
him. This time also,
to everyone's amazement, he
survived. The judge
decided to set him free, and he
returned to his
profession.
A couple of months later, an
elderly gentleman
tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor,
remembering his
earlier experiences, stopped
the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly
gentleman slipped and
died due to his
injuries. The conductor was
taken to the police
station and then to the court,
to the same judge.
Though he hadn't done
anything wrong, but
considering his past record the
judge decided to
set an example and gave him
capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again
taken to the same
electrocution chamber where
there was a single
chair in the center of the room
and a single
banana peel at one corner of
the room. He was
strapped to the chair and high
voltage current
was given to him.
This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he
die on the first two
occasions, but died instantly
the third time??
See answer here i swear you'll
hate me.......

...and where is the answer?

Wetin be d answer?

Let!s try to Study mre.

Dea is smfin wrong wif d electronic

Ayodeji4real1: Dea is smfin wrong wif d electronic

how?

Dis sounds kinda dumb but I tink itz bcuz d old man slipped

D driver was responsible for all d crimes

So whats d answer na?

In d first two situations it wasn't d conductor's fault coz he wasn't d one driving d bus,, he was jst a conductor... In d last situatn d conductor now bcyms d driver and is responsible for d man's death...

this one is difficult but since na joke section, I will say that NEPA/PHCN was not available or there was low voltage at the electrocution; however, he slipped on the banana peel and died.



op come and give us answer

guy... where the ans na?

No offnc but it doesn't entirely make any sense ...

huthmanadam: In d first two situations it wasn't d conductor's fault coz he wasn't d one driving d bus,, he was jst a conductor... In d last situatn d conductor now bcyms d driver and is responsible for d man's death...

I mean... he was strappd to the chair nd high voltage wass passd tru I'm.. the machine was jst perfrmin ts ffunction na... jst bcuz he ddint do it doesn't mean he won't die na....