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How I Was Beaten By Super Germans by sokarsenal(m): 12:48am On Jul 09, 2014 |
TALE OF THE SURPRISED: I was watching brazil vs germany and was smiling because my favourite Deutschland was ahead with 1 goal....then it happened......the rumbling in my stomach was too much and a call was coming through my phone, I had to mute the television and take the phone with me as I went to visit 'the white house'...glanced the television screen as I hurried, it was just 22.14....just 22mins 14 seconds I repeat........I thought to myself, I could hurry to the toilet without missing a thing....*shitWithTheSpeedOfLight* I don't joke with quality football matches.....Got into the toilet...did my 'duty' with relative ease under relative speed.......I thought I was going to be the only person in the world who was very fast at that time of the night........Well the thing is I was beaten by some super effective GERMAN MACHINE and their speed......I came out of the toilet and understood why german cars are fast..............KLOSE , KROOS , KROOS again and KHEDIRA had beaten me with speed and accuracy that night......for those of you who understand this, and I know a lot of you understand, 4 goals in 6 minutes in a world cup semi final.....UNTHINKABLE, 'UNdoable'................#SHOCKE--R#........I was beaten in speed by a 36year old man, a 24 year old (acceptable) and a 27 year old 'fasting' muslim who I must say had not eaten or drank water for about 12 hours prior to that match.....and yet I want to go do drills everyday for 20 odd days........I DON DIE 1 Like |
Re: How I Was Beaten By Super Germans by sokarsenal(m): 1:55pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Hmmmmm.....people |
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