A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one
afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't very
good at the game and every time he missed a shot
would shout 'Sh*t, missed'.
The game went on and after several outbursts from
the builder; the priest could hold his tongue no
longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his friend, "or
God will punish you". The builder apologized and the
game continued.
As soon as he missed another shot the builder
shouted "Sh*t, missed." and continued to do this
every time he missed a shot for the next three holes.
The priest was starting to get really angry by now
and said "I must insist that you stop swearing this
instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish you!"
Once again, his pleas made no difference as the
builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth
green and shouted out "Sh*t, missed". Immediately
the heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from
the sky, hitting the priest and killing him stone dead.
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds,
"Sh*t, missed!"

Mmmm

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