A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since
the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town,
he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,
turned on the switch and everything else was
automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him
with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the
fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful
information on how to disengage himself. He tried
every button on the instrument, but still without
success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank
god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your
company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it
from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The
machine will release automatically once it's collected
two gallons. Have a nice day."
The farmer fainted