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A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by talk2cj08(m): 10:02am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?8-| Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him. Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. Girl: And how do I know you mean those words. Boy: Matthew 12:34 "For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. Girl: But how can I be sure that you're Loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you. Girl: But I'm not all that beautiful... you're exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised Girl: What happens if I say yes. Boy: Genesis 2:24 Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. Girl: How come you know the scriptures this much. Boy: Joshua 1:8 "This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night.... Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him. Girl: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it. Boy: Philippians 4:8" Finally brethren,whatever is true, whatever is honorable...think about these things. Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!"Hahaha its just a Joke 1 Like |
Re: A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by yuncka: 10:40am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Thunder go fire Ur nyash if U dump dat girl o. |
Re: A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by talk2cj08(m): 12:54pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
yuncka: Thunder go fire Ur nyash if U dump dat girl o.and u too |
Re: A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by talk2cj08(m): 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
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Re: A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by SOUNDKING: 11:22pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Jehova go use amadioha as an agent of punishment agaist you if u ever hurt d girl. |
Re: A Smart Boy Uses Bible Verses To Woo A Girl by talk2cj08(m): 7:49am On Jul 12, 2014 |
SOUNDKING: Jehova go use amadioha as an agent of punishment agaist you if u ever hurt d girl. Heaven and earth knows that i won't hurt her |
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