A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane.

Mean while there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now".

So he took one parachute and left.

The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left.

The third was President Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left.

Then it was left with Pope Francis and a Akpors. The Pope said to the Akpors" take the last one, I'llsacrifice my life for you". Akpors replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked him: "how come?"

akpors replied:"the Nigerian president took my school bag.

Lols
One word for akpors!!

Teacher called a group of students and said describe urself with more than 10 words and i will give u 100naira for each word u give witout stopping to think, i want to kwn the smartest.

1st boy came and said- fine,brave good, kind, (trying to think)

teacher: u stopped. Next

jane: wonderfull,wise,smart,excellent hmmmm

teacher: next!!

Akpors came forward and started,
I'm jst myself,gentle,smart, charming,handsome,admirable,aristocratic,elegant,fair,fashionable,fine,goodlooking,lovely,magestic,noble,sharp,impressive,,smooth,stylish,suave,virile,bewictching,charismatic,electrifying,desirable,delightful

Teacher: akpors thank u!!! thank u!!! Enuff

Akpors: absorbing,alluring,amiable,appealing,attractive,delicate,cute,enamoring,engaging,engrossing,entrancing,glamorous,eye-catching,inviting,sexy,irresistable,likable,fascinating,fetching,lovely,magnetizing,nice,fun-to-be with,pleasant,pleasing,lovable,provocating,tempting,tantalizing,sweet,ravishing,seducing,seductive,winning,awesome,affable,amicable,attached

teacher: enough!!!


Akpors: attentive,auspicious,beneficial,benevolent,civil,so closed,cordial,faithful,creative,outgoing,fond,familiar,sociable,solicituos,sympathatic,emotionally,tender,thick,welcoming,airy,buoyant,enthusistic,effervescent,high,optimistics,lively,glad,gladsome,rosy,sparking,sprightly,sunny,affectionate,passionate,counteous,infatuated,entertaining,sentimental,clever,wise,amusing,facetious,humored,warm,thoughtful,valuing,respecting,impassioned,idolatious,erotic,appreciative,demonstractive,devoted,generous,

Teacher kneels down and starts crying..

Akpors: out-standing,friendly,revenrent,warm-hearted,antic,capricious,diverting,neighbouring,receptive,humane,indulgent,lenient,mild,obliging,tolerant,undastanding,axious,despirate,earnest,stranght-forward,droll,hysterical,joking and hardworking.i gat all the quality a reponsible man should have..i don't look 4 trouble..and never run 4 trouble..i also never allow myself to be intimidated by no one..nah...never.irrespective of whom u are..the fact that u va it today...doesn't mean i won't va mind tomorrow...it al abt chance's...life i knw is turn by turn....yess!!!!!!!

Teacher faints!!!
Akpors don hammer!!! Lwkmd

How much should the teach give Akpors?

StevinMorgan: Teacher called a group of students and said describe urself with more than 10 words and i will give u 100naira for each word u give witout stopping to think, i want to kwn the smartest.

1st boy came and said- fine,brave good, kind, (trying to think)

teacher: u stopped. Next

jane: wonderfull,wise,smart,excellent hmmmm

teacher: next!!

Akpors came forward and started,
I'm jst myself,gentle,smart, charming,handsome,admirable,aristocratic,elegant,fair,fashionable,fine,goodlooking,lovely,magestic,noble,sharp,impressive,,smooth,stylish,suave,virile,bewictching,charismatic,electrifying,desirable,delightful

Teacher: akpors thank u!!! thank u!!! Enuff

Akpors: absorbing,alluring,amiable,appealing,attractive,delicate,cute,enamoring,engaging,engrossing,entrancing,glamorous,eye-catching,inviting,sexy,irresistable,likable,fascinating,fetching,lovely,magnetizing,nice,fun-to-be with,pleasant,pleasing,lovable,provocating,tempting,tantalizing,sweet,ravishing,seducing,seductive,winning,awesome,affable,amicable,attached

teacher: enough!!!


Akpors: attentive,auspicious,beneficial,benevolent,civil,so closed,cordial,faithful,creative,outgoing,fond,familiar,sociable,solicituos,sympathatic,emotionally,tender,thick,welcoming,airy,buoyant,enthusistic,effervescent,high,optimistics,lively,glad,gladsome,rosy,sparking,sprightly,sunny,affectionate,passionate,counteous,infatuated,entertaining,sentimental,clever,wise,amusing,facetious,humored,warm,thoughtful,valuing,respecting,impassioned,idolatious,erotic,appreciative,demonstractive,devoted,generous,

Teacher kneels down and starts crying..

Akpors: out-standing,friendly,revenrent,warm-hearted,antic,capricious,diverting,neighbouring,receptive,humane,indulgent,lenient,mild,obliging,tolerant,undastanding,axious,despirate,earnest,stranght-forward,droll,hysterical,joking and hardworking.i gat all the quality a reponsible man should have..i don't look 4 trouble..and never run 4 trouble..i also never allow myself to be intimidated by no one..nah...never.irrespective of whom u are..the fact that u va it today...doesn't mean i won't va mind tomorrow...it al abt chance's...life i knw is turn by turn....yess!!!!!!!

Teacher faints!!!
Akpors don hammer!!! Lwkmd

How much should the teach give Akpors?