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School excuses by hotangel2(f): 7:31am On Sep 16, 2005 |
These are actual excuse notes from parents to the school teachers (including original spelling) Collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the sh*ts. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a hangover. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, what do you think? |
Re: School excuses by layi(m): 12:31pm On Sep 16, 2005 |
All very funny especially..... hot-angel: The latter sounds naughty...maybe womenstrating would be better. |
Re: School excuses by WesleyanA(f): 5:10am On Sep 17, 2005 |
hahahahhahaheehe . where did you get this. . . it's hilarious |
Re: School excuses by fabian(f): 10:22am On Sep 21, 2005 |
Hilarious! Craced my ribs good! |
Re: School excuses by micklplus(m): 11:01am On Apr 13, 2006 |
yeeeeee funny cos it made me laugh out loud Cheers |
Re: School excuses by Z4M4eva(f): 11:33am On Apr 13, 2006 |
l.o.l very funny! |
Re: School excuses by dabby(f): 2:09pm On Jan 26, 2007 |
that was realllly hilarious. |
Re: School excuses by blubadd(m): 2:13pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
nice one. get a load of this , yo mama took one look at you when you were born and named you sh*t happens! |
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