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Naija Mentality......lolx by danieloke(m): 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
~ All softdrinks are called mineral. ~ All Fathers came first position while at school. ~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people that are doing you. ~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon. ~ Every commodity outside Africa is original. ~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x. ~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do. ~ Every season in cube is maggi. ~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat. ~ Every toothpaste na maclean. ~ Every insecticide na Fleet ~ Every detergent na omo. ~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo! ~ You smoke, you b armed robber! ~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam! ~ Only science students are smart. ~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane) ~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol ~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. ~ You must buy bread when traveling. ~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run round the house 7 times ~ Every noodle is called indomie. ~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch ~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito 1 Like |
Re: Naija Mentality......lolx by Dubby6(m): 11:43pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Every tootpaste na close up, insecticide na sheltox, anything wey bite u for night na winch,Every commodity ouside Africa and CHINA na original..... |
Re: Naija Mentality......lolx by Onlinebizexpert(m): 12:05am On Jul 13, 2014 |
every condom na gold circle evry hausa man na moslem every opposition party na APC every politician dey corrupt |
Re: Naija Mentality......lolx by shikshark: 2:31am On Jul 13, 2014 |
every noodle na indomie. every teabag na lipton |
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