-All softdrinks are called mineral'
-All Fathers came first position while @ school.
-India beat nigeria 99~1 because... the ... ... ... ball was turnin 2 Lion
-If ur wealth start reducing its ur village people dat are doing u.
-Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
-Every commodity outside Africa is original.
-Anybody with Aids got it through sex.
-she's a 'calabar girl' chai!!! she go sabi do...."
-Every seasoning cube is maggi.
-U must finish D rice b4 u touch d meat
-Every toothpaste na maclean.
-Every insecticide na Fleet
-Every detergent na omo.
-Any rich hausa is an Alhaji', D poor ones na Aboki' and dese days...boko!!!
-U smoke u are an armed robber!
-If u find money on d floor,pee on it b4 pickin it up,unless u turn 2 Yam!
-only science students are smart
-Once u travel overseas u must be very rich...as if they share money on the plane
-Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol
-Every Girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
-U must buy bread when traveling...i swear!!!
-when u loose a tooth,throw it on the roof of d house,and run round the house 7 times"
-Every noodle is called indomie"
lwkmd!!!

if am wrong, prove me right!!!

if u av any funny 1s, plz feel free 2 add o!!!

naija dude!!!

#A nude guy was sunbathing at the
beach. a little girl comes to him,
he covers his private parts with a
newspaper.
... The little girl says, ‘Whats under
there?’ So the man answers , ‘A bird’
The girl goes away & the man
falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital & is in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, ‘What happened?’
The man answers, ‘I don’t know. I was at the beach & fell asleep
after talking to a little girl’ So the doctor tells this to the
Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking
about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers,
“I didn;t do anything to the man,
but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat
at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its
eggs!” lolz

time is money, spend it wisely

meaning? is dat suppose to be a joke?

walexydon: meaning? is dat suppose to be a joke?

walexydon: meaning? is dat suppose to be a joke?

walexydon: meaning? is dat suppose to be a joke?

nothing o, just saying.. oh is this the joke section? *pick race*

@walexydon...vewi 4ni

Naija proverbs reloaded...
He who fights and runs away .... Na
fear catch am
Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend...
Dey call am brother
... A rolling stone no just dey roll...
Naperson push am.
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im
pepe rest
A stitch intime........ Dey prevent
further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather...na the
same mama born dem.
One goodturn......... na correct power
steering be that.
A bird inhand........ Wetin e wan be
again if no be barbeque.
Half bread………. Is better than buns/
puff puff
D journey of a thousand miles…….
Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go
o or enter aeroplane
He who laughs last........ na mumu.
Why im no catch the joke at the first
time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill
am.
All work and no play……Na Banker be
dat
All play and no work…… Abeg na real
life be dat. Afterall i see as u happy
wen dem declare holiday.

This section requires outright overhauling

Y?