Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,590 members, 7,809,139 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 12:58 AM

Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** (1112 Views)

Pics: The Way Ladies Jump Into Conclusion / How Ladies Jump Into Conclusion / Dnt Jump Into Conclusion (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by Naijacitizen(m): 6:27pm On Jul 13, 2014
An Igbo Man was on his way to visit a friend in
Maiduguri, Borno state. As they were waiting for the bus to load, he noticed one Aboki sitting behind the driver holding a bag and sweating. The guy was so uneasy, shifting from side to side on his seat, wiping sweat from his face. Hmmm, at this point e no know wetin e go think, could this be....., well no need to jump into conclusions yet.


Now he (Aboki) started to look around, as if he was trying to access his
environments, he would
look around and look at his watch, look again and check his watch, and then all of a sudden he placed the bag under his seat, jumped down and started walking very fast away from the bus. Omo, na that time the Igbo man realise say no be only na him dey look this man, as he jumped down, everybody scattered, himsef jump down go far place. Every single passenger abandoned the bus.


5 minutes later, they saw the Aboki coming back to the bus with tissue paper in his hands wondering where everybody went....


Na dat time the Igbo man come realise say na shit dey worry the aboki man.


Abi if na u dey inside d bus wetin u go do ?
Re: Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by pweedyuz(f): 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2014
kissmy broda nah d same tin wey evribodi do nah im mi go do oooo

*i fear any aboki wey cari sack nd motos con dy behave lyk say im miss road*

1 Like

Re: Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by macsika: 6:44pm On Jul 13, 2014
Lol...
Re: Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by ITbomb(m): 7:08pm On Jul 13, 2014
Ol'boy safety first, no time to look for conclusion
Re: Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by jokingmary(m): 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2014
if nah me enter bus see aboki, i know go again oo
Re: Be Vigilant But Don't Jump Into Conclusion*** by Naijacluecom: 6:06am On Jul 14, 2014
Naijacitizen: An Igbo Man was on his way to visit a friend in
Maiduguri, Borno state. As they were waiting for the bus to load, he noticed one Aboki sitting behind the driver holding a bag and sweating. The guy was so uneasy, shifting from side to side on his seat, wiping sweat from his face. Hmmm, at this point e no know wetin e go think, could this be....., well no need to jump into conclusions yet.


Now he (Aboki) started to look around, as if he was trying to access his
environments, he would
look around and look at his watch, look again and check his watch, and then all of a sudden he placed the bag under his seat, jumped down and started walking very fast away from the bus. Omo, na that time the Igbo man realise say no be only na him dey look this man, as he jumped down, everybody scattered, himsef jump down go far place. Every single passenger abandoned the bus.


5 minutes later, they saw the Aboki coming back to the bus with tissue paper in his hands wondering where everybody went....


Na dat time the Igbo man come realise say na shit dey worry the aboki man.


Abi if na u dey inside d bus wetin u go do ?

Lol BH fear

(1) (Reply)

Ofego The Bus Driver And The Ghosts / Top Lies Women And Men Tell! Add Urs! / How Wives Manage Their Anger With Hubby

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.