I entered a bus d@ waz
comin 2
abuja
4rm kaduna 2day,,,
as we were waiting for the bus to
load, I noticed one Aboki sitting
behind the driver's seat holding a
bag and sweating. The guy was so
uneasy, shifting from side to side
on his seat, wiping sweat from his
face. Hmmm, at this point I no
know wetin I go think, could this
be...? well no need to jump into
conclusion yet. Now he started to
look around as if he is trying to
access his environment, he would
look around and look at his watch,
look again and check his watch,
and then all of a sudden he placed
the bag under his seat, jumped
down and started walking very
fast away from the bus. Omo see
gobe, na that time I realize say no
be only me they look this man, as
he jump down, everybody scatter,
me self jump down go far place.
Every single passenger abandon
the bus, five minutes later, we
saw the Aboki coming back to the
bus with tissue paper in his hands
wondering where everybody had
gone to. Finally,na shit Aboki go
shit!!!!!

#coined