[size=13pt][/size]Before i started commenting in NL i hope am not breaking any rule here, esp Rule 19?


My fellow nLers this is Buddha Monk, my moniker was locked here an thrown inside Bermuda Triangle,i didnt break any rule, i was not informed why i was banned, all the mods in NL denied ever banning me,day of expiration that always attached every ban i was not given: this is the greatest shock of my life since 2nd world war unless if Seun have elevated Tunde Salam (eggheader) or Ilugun Boy as super mods because the duo have wished me death here countless times.

My question are these, what will make a mod ban a member here and denied his action if it was done in good faith. Because i was hovering in NL last week as a lost angel knocking on the devils door, when a concerned NLer opened a thread for sincere9erian and i for the injustices meted out on us and was pleading for our unbanning but the Ogbuefi of all Mods, The Jagaban of all Mods, the Amayabo of all Mods, the chief priest cum the spiritual father of modus operandis of nairalandum, the Obong of Modus Nairalandus, the AWUJALE OF Modsland, the areonakakanfo of all mods, the only mod that used 1000yards of ankara to sew boxers, the Itigidi 1 modskingdom that used one tiny straw to drill the Atlantic ocean, the only mod that uses bags of nails as pillow his name is the beginning and the end of all mods...ladies and gentlemen....his name is ......Mynd44 chaiii i love this guy so much, no homo oo.

Mynd said he did not ban me, Ngwakwe can never ban me because he knew i was not crossing his path, abeg if this too mods denied banning Buddah Monk, who did it and who is denying doing it, when is the ban expiring because for more than 2months nows i have not commented here, should banned take years to expire and what sort of offense will attract such punishment if even i killed berem or rape madam oringo?
Why was i banned in the first place, why didn't the mods informed me of my sins before banning me, why should i be banned forever(not even something like a ban date expires December 31, 2099), am i that dreaded, why is very body denying banning me when am not Abubakar Shekau of Boko United?

Please if am under any ban do let me know here so that i can know and dump this moniker then wait for the expiry date of Buddah Monk to reach.

Please mods since its a mistake that i was locked out and my key thrown away without any offense,am ready to forgive you mods for the accidental banning and mistakes thereof but one thing must be done for peace to reign. its either all the mods here come forward with their apologies one by one or let this IgboMonk stand so that i can go and deactivate Buddah Monk completely.

Long Live Nairaland
Long Live The Mods
Long LIve Nigeria
Long Live Africa
[size=18pt]I dont want to be commenting in NL like someone at large because i have got more games than the wildlife preserve[/size]

I thought one is able to see the moderator that bans. How come you can't see?

Na wa o. Stranger things keep showing up here, then again, if its just like the last two months that you were banned, you should have been free after the volcano that threw all prison doors open.

Useless thread!

1United1: Useless thread!

You dey mind am? Is that "Monkey" in his name? I don't think you need to state the obvious, only an igbomonkey creates a useless thread like this one!

1United1: Useless thread!

Is that "Monkey" in your name? I don't think you need to state the obvious, only an igbomonkey creates a useless thread like this one!

Eggheaders, berem aka obiagelli must be involved. Mention any of the janjawedeans and be sure of getting a long ban.
Same happened to me when I used my alternate moniker to expose eggheaders as the rural osogbo drunkard was running his mouth recklessly. Got banned by that same ogbuefi of all banners till 2018.
The injustice of man towards man. And they say Nigeria go better

Gboliwe: I thought one is able to see the moderator that bans. How come you can't see?

Na wa o. Stranger things keep showing up here, then again, if its just like the last two months that you were banned, you should have been free after the volcano that threw all prison doors open.

the hurricane that restored me back in travels section when a certain overzealous justwise banned me unjustifiably for 6 years

meforyou1: the hurricane that restored me back in travels section when a certain overzealous justwise banned me unjustifiably for 6 years

It threw all the prison doors open.

my screenshot

Gboliwe: I thought one is able to see the moderator that bans. How come you can't see?

Na wa o. Stranger things keep showing up here, then again, if its just like the last two months that you were banned, you should have been free after the volcano that threw all prison doors open.

meforyou1: Eggheaders, berem aka obiagelli must be involved. Mention any of the janjawedeans and be sure of getting a long ban.
Same happened to me when I used my alternate moniker to expose eggheaders as the rural osogbo drunkard was running his mouth recklessly. Got banned by that same ogbuefi of all banners till 2018.
The injustice of man towards man. And they say Nigeria go better

Who's this piast?!

I can't see the screen shot. Poor me

Jatijati.

My main moniker was serving ban, The first lady of Nairaland who goes by the moniker M and end with 2 was the one that send me into asylum. she banned me completely from all sections of Nairaland .

Sorry about your misfortunes, God that delivered Daniels from the lion's den will surely deliver you.

Life ... is so tough these days.

Firefire:


“Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.”
― Mahatma Gandhi


We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.
- Eric Hoffer


Glory be to Jesus, honour to Mary.

Allahu Akbar

IgboMonk: my screenshot

If I say thunder fire your head now, they will say I am mean! Well, THUNDER FIRE YOUR HEAD all the SAME!!

One NL nuisance is down....

Absolute good riddance.

Ilugu hwfar, i went to Ekiti on friday, i will soon start posting pics ooo, so dont abuse me

gurnam: One NL nuisance is down....

Absolute good riddance.

IgboMonk: Ilugu hwfar, i went to Ekiti on friday, i will soon start posting pics ooo, so dont abuse me

Lmao

Wetin you go do for Ekiti....are you now on Fayose payroll?

Besides...I thought Chino and evergreen always claim you go only to Lagos in SW... either you are a liar or chino is the liar as usual

All this MODS should know that...

There is life outside nairaland.

i remember vividly that mynd44 denied placing a ban on your moniker when @muktari created a thread questioning the morale behind the ban on sincere9gerian and budaahmonk's monikers.

Is it ghosts that placed a ban on your moniker then? Are the mods no longer Nigerians? Why can't we get things right for once? You all call jonathan clueless,now tell me if what has transpired here isn't cluelessness of the highest order.

See as they are crying....

gurnam: See as they are crying....

see how he keeps farting diffusingly..u gonna get a grammy pretty soon,pencildiick..

Rexxie:
see how he keeps farting diffusingly..u gonna get a grammy pretty soon,pencildiick..

Lol...this goat never give...

gurnam: One NL nuisance is down....

Absolute good riddance.

make no mistakes,if u think in that diickhead skull,that u got some free way to da sporadic farts cos of that,u gotta start processing a 2nd thinkin real quickly,piimp

Rexxie:
make no mistakes,if u think in that diickhead skull,that u got some free way to da sporadic farts cos of that,u gotta start processing a 2nd thinkin real quickly,piimp

Can any kind person write what this dunderhead trying to say in legible English?

gurnam:

Lol...this goat never give...

never give wha'? Easy,scarface,its obvious am making ur arsse sweat...

gurnam:

Can any kind person write what this dunderhead trying to say in legible English?

haha,now hes sweating profusely...aint ma fault u got a sheep brain,psycho...

gurnam:

Mumu...

Are you now Ngwakwe boy-boy or you are simply seeking immunity favour from him?

i don't need immunity bro.it's cr1minals and t0uts like you who need immunity.
Nkita lacha gi anya there.Say amen!