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The Science Experiment by sweetnini(f): 6:59pm On Sep 16, 2005
Little Johnny watched the science teacher

start the experiment with the worms.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

The third worm in sperm - dead.

The fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class -

"What can you learn from this experiment?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex,
you won't have worms!
Re: The Science Experiment by nike4luv(f): 9:13pm On Sep 16, 2005
smiley wink cheesy grin rolleyes tongue grin good one
Re: The Science Experiment by hotangel2(f): 6:09am On Sep 17, 2005
I love Little Johnny jokes. I am like totaly in love with that "Unknown johnny". cheesy cheesy
Re: The Science Experiment by micklplus(m): 9:09am On Apr 13, 2006
little johnny is too much cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nice one
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: The Science Experiment by kajad(m): 10:36am On Apr 13, 2006
shocked How did the sperm for the experiment grin
Re: The Science Experiment by Zahymaka(m): 2:35am On Apr 14, 2006
Little Johnny comes up everywhere . I know only one thing he has -- a dirty answer to every question. Can you explain what sperm was doing in a class for someone as little as "Little" Johnny?
Re: The Science Experiment by spikelord(m): 11:00pm On Apr 14, 2006
Haha, Little Johnny is something else!
Re: The Science Experiment by gentleaura(m): 5:32am On Apr 15, 2006
I knew something's up when I saw its a Little Johnny's joke, VERY FUNNY
Re: The Science Experiment by Oracle(m): 8:36pm On Nov 15, 2006
Johnny is really a smart kid
Re: The Science Experiment by angelz(f): 9:56pm On Nov 15, 2006
Whose sperm was used 4 d xperiment? The teacher's or 'little' johnny's. Am just curious.
Re: The Science Experiment by Mystique(f): 4:38pm On Nov 17, 2006
It doesnt matter where d sperm came from o, abeg una wan kill person wit laff grin grin
Re: The Science Experiment by krdea(m): 12:41am On Nov 25, 2006
Little J is a correct guy ! cheesy

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