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10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by wiringdpt(m): 10:18am On Jul 16, 2014 |
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim 3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim 5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely watch porn in your closet ... You are a Muslim 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim 10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a Muslim!! 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 16, 2014 |
Lmao! Prepare for a Fatwa. |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by shikshark: 10:27am On Jul 16, 2014 |
Apatheist: Lmao!abi e-jihad |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by ammyluv2002(f): 10:38am On Jul 16, 2014 |
wiringdpt: 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a MuslimPlease, don't make fun of someone's belief. i'm not a Muslim though but i know is very wrong to mock other people's faith *just saying my mind sha* 1 Like |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by larrymoore(m): 5:55pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
What criteria justifies u as a rational human Being. This is pure name calling, if a muslim attacks u by this, u will be quick to call such action a terrorist action. Don't u know that pen is can be mightier than a sword? Grow up! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by DikSin(m): 11:32pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
ammyluv2002: Please, don't make fun of someone's belief. i'm not a Muslim though but i know is very wrong to mock other people's faith *just saying my mind sha* I'm avoiding the temptation of calling u a f00L. Ha! I wish I won't say u're stu.pid for ur comment 1 Like |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by Balagdk(m): 12:36am On Jul 17, 2014 |
[color=#000099][/color] fellow, you at the detriment of your foolishness. Are are but a pseudo crusaders preferable to be called a pegan. |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by ammyluv2002(f): 12:39am On Jul 17, 2014 |
DikSin:pls go ahead! It doesn't actually change any damn thing about me, it won't even remove a single hair from my body and does it change my post? NO! I keep wondering how people think insults gets to everybody? My dear, is not my fault that you weren't taught how to relate with people ouside. If nairaland could have such words as no go area then I wonder why you weren't taught at home. Well, I understand but is never too late to learn for yourself. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by DikSin(m): 1:18am On Jul 17, 2014 |
ammyluv2002: pls go ahead! It doesn't actually change any damn thing about me, it won't even remove a single hair from my body and does it change my post? NO! Emi o'gboyinbo that much o! Fake old & good for nothin olosho Zone 4 Insult don't get to me kor, pepper don't get tru me ni! Mtchwee... Ode buruku.. D last time I visit ur "site" na error 404 I see... Dirt thing like u, I won't even. Shagg ur pussy with a milllion pounds bounty on it |
Re: 10 Major Characteristics Of Muslims by Nobody: 6:34am On Jul 17, 2014 |
I find it very offensive and totally untrue. |
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