Where SEX is free and LOVE is costly.
Where loosing a PHONE is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY...
Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE...
Where yahoo boys have BRIGTHER FUTURE than GRADUATES...,
Where churches are turn into CAMPAGNE GROUND rather than worshipping God.
Where LIES are turned into REALITIES...
Where ladies fear PREGNANCY than HIV...
Where people fear BOKO HARAM than GOD...
Where people go to church with BB CHARGERS rather than BIBLE...
Where we have highest number of MUSICIAN due to UNEMPLOYMENT.
Where the higher your OFFENCE the lower ur PUNISHMENT...
Where the number of CHURCHES & MOSQUES are more than the WORSHIPERS... Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD... Where a school DROP-OUT politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a PROFESSOR...
where someone who cannot speak ENGLISH but can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary DOCTORATE DEGREE...

WHAT A COUNTRY!!..