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Smart Nigerian President! by ochukoccna: 9:26am On Jul 18, 2014 |
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said: "I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "the Nigerian president took my school bag". |
Re: Smart Nigerian President! by Mustapha111888(m): 10:03am On Jul 18, 2014 |
Smart Indeed |
Re: Smart Nigerian President! by ochukoccna: 10:28am On Jul 18, 2014 |
Mustapha111888: Smart Indeedlol Smartest dude ever liveth! |
Re: Smart Nigerian President! by Kai5vil: 12:20pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
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