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Show Me Your 32! by michazy(m): 1:22pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
A little boy, who wanted N1000.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting N1000.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, NIGERIA., they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy N500.00. Mr. President thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy. The little boy was delighted with the N500.00 and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to GOD that read:- Dear God, Thank You very much for sending me the money. However, i noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Abuja, and, as usual, those devil's took half of it. |
Re: Show Me Your 32! by michazy(m): 7:19pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Three contractors were touring the Aso Rock on the same day. One was from Kaduna, another from Onitsha, and the third from Ibadan. At the end of the tour, the Minister asked them what they did for a living. when they each replied that they were contractors, the Minister said, hey we need one of the perimeter fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it and give me your bids. First, the Kaduna contractor took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, i figure the job will run about N900,000 -- N400, 000 for materials, N400, 000 for my work men, and N100, 000 profit for me. Next was the Onitsha contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick calculations and said, looks like i can do this job for N700, 000 -- N300, 000 for materials, N300, 000 for my work men, and N100, 000 profit for me. Finally, the Minister asks the Ibadan contractor for his bid. Without batting an eye, the contractor says, N20,700,000. The Minister, incredulous, looks at him and says, you didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure? Easy, says the contractor from Ibadan, N10,350,000 for me, N10,350,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kaduna. |
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