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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 6:01pm On Jul 19, 2014
500GP: Pls Nairalanders, I need your help.
Someone want to give me huge amount of money
(Rand) from South Africa. I am in Nigeria
presently. Pls how can the money get to me. Pls
enumerate the process I will go through to get
the money from South Africa.

The latest trend in money transfers is with the use of trained migratory vultures to physically carry the cash in bags that are custom sewn to fit each bird without obstructing normal flight. These vultures are of the Crested Serengeti sub-species, which are renowned for their ability to fly great distances from their summer breeding grounds of southern Spain and Portugal, to their wintering grounds in the vast open grasslands of the Serengeti in East Africa.

By subjecting captive-bred Serengeti Vultures to deep hypnosis along with measured doses of industrial-grade marijuana, the birds were, over several years of dedicated effort, trained to modify their DNA-encoded instinctive migratory navigation patterns, such that they can be pre-programmed through simple implanted brain electrodes connected to a laptop computer, to take off and land with great accuracy at specific GPS coordinates, while carrying substantial payloads of raw cash or other contraband in small duffel-bags.


For your intended secret transfer of big money from South Africa to Lagos Nigeria, our formation of trained vultures will fly continuously for THREE months, stopping only to feast on any road-kill that they spot along their programmed flight path.

Send all your money to the following address : Konny-Man Buryam Express Deliveries, P.O. Box 419, Pretoria, South Africa, or, alternatively, you can meet me in Cape Town at a mutually agreed time, to hand over ALL your money in cash, as per normal protocol.

Now, after you have paid all the money to me, along with our service charge of 35%, I must remind you that the vultures will NOT reach Nigeria for at least 3 months after departure, and they may in fact take longer if there is bad weather along the way. Either way, you have our 100% guaranteed customer service pledge that every penny you bring to us WILL be collected with gratitude.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by anago1000: 6:03pm On Jul 19, 2014
500GP:

MA BINU, MO SESE HIT JACKPOT NI. BABE YEN FE SEND OWO SI MI BUT MI O FE WASTE TIME RARA LATI LO GBA OWO YEN.

THANKS FOR ENLIGHTEN ME BRO. I AM NEW TO IT. THANKS



ogbeni lo wa ise gidi se joor. To ba ti e fe bere iru ekan bayen, shey iru ibiyi lo ye ko ti bere.
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by curiouses: 6:55pm On Jul 19, 2014
Jakumo:

The latest trend in money transfers is with the use of trained migratory vultures to physically carry the cash in bags that are custom sewn to fit each bird without obstructing normal flight. These vultures are of the Crested Serengeti sub-species, which are renowned for their ability to fly great distances from their summer breeding grounds of southern Spain and Portugal, to their wintering grounds in the vast open grasslands of the Serengeti.

By subjecting captive-bred Serengeti Vultures to deep hypnosis along with measured doses of industrial-grade marijuana, the birds were, over several years of dedicated effort, trained to modify their DNA-encoded instinctive migratory navigation patterns, such that they can be pre-programmed through simple implanted brain electrodes connected to a laptop, to take off and land at pre-programmed GPS coordinates, while carrying substantial payloads of raw cash or other contraband in small duffel bags.


For your intended secret transfer of big money from South Africa to Lagos Nigeria, our formation of trained vultures will fly continuously for THREE months, stopping only to feast on any road-kill that they spot along their programmed flight path.

Send all your money to the following address : Konny-Man Buryam Express Deliveries, P.O. Box 419, Pretoria, South Africa, or, alternatively, you can meet me in Cape Town at a mutually agreed time, to hand over ALL your money in cash, as per normal protocol.

Now, after you have paid all the money to me, along with our service charge of 35%, I must remind you that the vultures will NOT reach Nigeria for at least 3 months after departuere, and they may in fact take longer if there is bad weather along the way. Either way, you have our 100% guaranteed customer service pledge that every penny you bring to us WILL be collected with gratitude.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Pls I need that which you're high on. I need to be sure that I'm not the only semi-sane member of NL, reason why I find it difficult to unfollow you.

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by azpekuliar: 6:56pm On Jul 19, 2014
Jakumo:

The latest trend in money transfers is with the use of trained migratory vultures to physically carry the cash in bags that are custom sewn to fit each bird without obstructing normal flight. These vultures are of the Crested Serengeti sub-species, which are renowned for their ability to fly great distances from their summer breeding grounds of southern Spain and Portugal, to their wintering grounds in the vast open grasslands of the Serengeti in East Africa.

By subjecting captive-bred Serengeti Vultures to deep hypnosis along with measured doses of industrial-grade marijuana, the birds were, over several years of dedicated effort, trained to modify their DNA-encoded instinctive migratory navigation patterns, such that they can be pre-programmed through simple implanted brain electrodes connected to a laptop computer, to take off and land with great accuracy at specific GPS coordinates, while carrying substantial payloads of raw cash or other contraband in small duffel-bags.


For your intended secret transfer of big money from South Africa to Lagos Nigeria, our formation of trained vultures will fly continuously for THREE months, stopping only to feast on any road-kill that they spot along their programmed flight path.

Send all your money to the following address : Konny-Man Buryam Express Deliveries, P.O. Box 419, Pretoria, South Africa, or, alternatively, you can meet me in Cape Town at a mutually agreed time, to hand over ALL your money in cash, as per normal protocol.

Now, after you have paid all the money to me, along with our service charge of 35%, I must remind you that the vultures will NOT reach Nigeria for at least 3 months after departure, and they may in fact take longer if there is bad weather along the way. Either way, you have our 100% guaranteed customer service pledge that every penny you bring to us WILL be collected with gratitude.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jaks! I see you man... cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by obayaya(m): 7:25pm On Jul 19, 2014
500GP:


MY GUY IF YOU KNOW THE WAY SHOW ME. YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE FUN OF ME.

I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE MONDAY. IF YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT TELL ME.

#THIS IS BUSINESS NOT POLITICS. I DON'T HATE IBO

Lmao!!!!

Isn't this funny?

Never imagined I'd hear this from the legendary 5.000CGPA cheesy

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by obayaya(m): 7:28pm On Jul 19, 2014
Tyche: Who dash am International passport? You think say na NL login pasword?

LMFAO

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don die

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by iconize(m): 9:37pm On Jul 19, 2014
I've always known 5.00GP to be an ignorant lunatic. cheesy
He's only good at writing 'jargons' in block letters.

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by iconize(m): 9:45pm On Jul 19, 2014
anago1000: Which kind falling hand ni ogbeni yi now, you just let these useless Igbos to poke fun at you.

If the fella is sending it to you via western union.

Just send him the name on your international passport or national i.d card.

Once he make the transcation in s.a.

The fellow will send you the mtcn number, security question and answer, senders name and address. You take the informations plus your passport or national i.d card to a bank that runs western union. A form will be given to you, while you fill out those information that the sender must have given you, and voila you get your money.
cheesy grin grin
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by Mogidi: 2:02am On Jul 20, 2014
500GP:

MA BINU, MO SESE HIT JACKPOT NI. BABE YEN FE SEND OWO SI MI BUT MI O FE WASTE TIME RARA LATI LO GBA OWO YEN.

THANKS FOR ENLIGHTEN ME BRO. I AM NEW TO IT. THANKS

So your 419 has extended to South Africa abi?

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Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by joyceok: 3:42am On Jul 20, 2014
500GP: Pls Nairalanders, I need your help.
Someone want to give me huge amount of money
(Rand) from South Africa. I am in Nigeria
presently. Pls how can the money get to me. Pls
enumerate the process I will go through to get
the money from South Africa.

1 by western union or moneygram
2 open account with stanbicibtc and ask the sender to pay into ur account
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by 500GP: 6:34am On Jul 20, 2014
joyceok:

1 by western union or moneygram
2 open account with stanbicibtc and ask the sender to pay into ur account

THANKS. AM GRATEFUL
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by joyceok: 12:30pm On Jul 20, 2014
500GP:

THANKS. AM GRATEFUL

When u receive the money pls ensure u invest $100 into http://www./pingaworkbiz
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by Scout60(m): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2014
500GP:

THIS IS NOT POLITICS BRO.


IF YOU TRULY KNOW THE WAY, BE OF HELP BRO
MY DEar friend,
No body can help you because of risk.
First, go to bank nd learn how to use western union acct. Its safer nd clears u from efcc.
2. Use payza or paypal. if only the individual know how to use.
Re: Pls,help How Can I Transfer From South Africa To Nigeria by lcoral(f): 11:25pm On Jul 20, 2014
I don't think the money is as big as u said. If so I guess u already have a solution to ur problem. Na wetin dey our mouth u dey find abi. So if u had d brain to make such money as u claim, ur brain signal could not boot to tell u how to collect d money. U don't hv a bank u operate with to make inquiry. Naija and money matter. God help us.

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