A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made,
and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad...
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to
avoid scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of
her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure
deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table!!!!!!

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Did you say 'Marijuana'? I love Mary J.

That child needs serious flogging, for him to know that worse things can happen to him than failing at school.

the father must have died and resurrected twice before he finished the letter. what a joke.