A recent conversation between the American and Nigerian presidents:

Jonathan: Hello America, I'd like to borrow $1 billion, which is N160 billion.

Obama: Oh good, you want to build hospitals?

GEJ: No, Sir.

Obama: You want to build roads?

GEJ: No, Sir.

Obama: What is the $1 billion for then?

GEJ: To purchase equipment for my army to fight Boko Haram.

Obama: But what happened to the $7 billion you allocated to defence each year in the past 3 years? You know, the CIA keeps me informed.

GEJ: Sir, you must then know that politics is expensive in Nigeria, where you have to borrow from the defence budget to impeach governors and funda National Conference.

Obama: OK, i know that and was only testing you. So we lend you $1 billion for US military equipment, not Chinese, British or French?

GEJ: Yes Sir!

Obama: So the US economy will be $1 billion richer as a result of your lack of wisdom, corruption and cluelessness?

GEJ: Something like that, sir!

Obama: Ebele, you are the 10th wonder of the world. You deserve Nigerians and Nigerians deserve you. You will have your loan. Tell Adoke to contact Eric Holder, Jr.

Ebele: Obama, you can stuff your loan in your whatever!
China just phoned me I can get the loan, interest-free!
Obama: And you believed them?! No wonder they call you 'clueless' !

China: ebewere,instead of repaying us 1 billion dollars,just give us only 30 billion dollars worth of oil licenses

Ebewere: correct deal .china ,una go murder us with love o

Obama: When do you want the loan?
GEJ: Yesterday.
Obama: It will take a month.
GEJ: Thank you sir. We will be expecting your call. Bye.

(Later in the day)

GEJ: Since the Americans are delaying on this, send the request to National Assembly.
Okupe: That will be nice.
GEJ: Once the money is ready we can use it. They will not say a request was not made.
Abati: That will be smart.
GEJ: Do it fast. Am already offering Oil blocks to the Russians, Britain, France and the Chinese on 4 additional loans.

This is a very great use of God's gift; I love the imaginativeness and the flow. The conversations seem so real; Thanks for sharing......Sir, go write a play!

Lol. Na one person get all these handle?

BORING!!! Keep abusing your president as much as you want, you're only showing the world how uncultured you are.

coldsummer: Lol. Na one person get all these handle?

^^^Join the trend. It is fun.

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GEJ: Hello
Putin: I was informed you need some loan?
GEJ: Yes sir.
Putin: How about we Triple the amount. Interest Free. 100 yrs repayment. And additional loan in like sum February next year?
GEJ: That sounds like a good idea. But, ehhh, what do you want in return?
Putin: Not much just a little arrangement.
GEJ: Sir, what exactly.
Putin: 10 hectares for our military base. An offshore Naval base with a intercontinental ballistic Systems. Ajaokuta Steel. A new trade treaty to allow us export our produce to Nigeria, custom duty free. And...
GEJ: Yeahhh! Did you just say "And" on top of that?
Putin: Yes I about numerating few other items...
GEJ: Sir I have an urgent issue I have to attend to now. I will get back to you on this.

(Drops the phone)

GEJ: Do you know I was just speaking with President Putin?
Okupe: Really.
GEJ: He too want to give us loan. But wants to colonize Nigeria for just $3b. Is he aware of the volume of money squander daily.
Okupe: What will you do.
GEJ: I will consider it. That money can settle one or two political zone against 2015. The Chinese, USA, France and others are also interested in giving us loan.
Abati: Your Excellence, this is getting better by the day.
GEJ: Yes, it is. We will discuss this with Ngozi when am back.

coldsummer: Lol. Na one person get all these handle?

Yes O, e-goat has many monikers, wait till you see this e-diot character when he logs in as e-monkey.

I pity the e-fool.

Phd in cluelessness!!!




"Anywhere-bele-face" presidency!!!

the moniker is exclusive to the writer....

$7 billion you allocated to defence each year in the past 3 years

EdCure: Phd in cluelessness!!!




"Anywhere-bele-face" presidency!!!

EdCure: Phd in cluelessness!!!




"Anywhere-bele-face" presidency!!!

Lmao!!! Na monkey post presidency we dey so oo!!