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Kinds Of Updates In Bible Times by Noblefreeman(m): 9:15pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
The kinds of status we would be updating on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt. #shaking 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...#dorocamel 3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me weird. #Noahsvoyage 4.Chilling with Moses at Mt Sinai...miracles be going down here. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh 6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel,muah! 7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel 8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah) 9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me... #selfiewithram ya'll 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up duh�! 11. David: Guys this balcony is da sheeit! ...I can see everything. Female anatomy 101,finally sha this bersheba get ukwu ooo #word 12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb... 13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children. #Like seriously. 14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm going to bring the roof down on this party. 15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh.. 1 Like |
Re: Kinds Of Updates In Bible Times by jauntty: 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Very funny and creative |
Re: Kinds Of Updates In Bible Times by Yeske2(m): 4:18am On Jul 21, 2014 |
Love this |
Re: Kinds Of Updates In Bible Times by Nobody: 10:07am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Chai! |
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