WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your
partner, u are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates...
®Where temples are turned into dating points,
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit
is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than BB(BiBle).
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number
of musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshipers.. ®Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD... ®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten time richer and more respected than a professor... ®where someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!