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How To Pluck Groundnut (teach Yourself Free) by ekeroyal(m): 12:12am On Jul 21, 2014
HOW TO PLUCK GROUNDNUT(Teach yourself free)
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1. Discover the groundnut tree.
2. Get a sickle, bag and ladder
3. Place the ladder at an appropriate location(at angle 90 degree, please use your protractor for accuracy)
4. Climb the ladder with the bag and sickle
5. Jump from the ladder to the groundnut tree branch
6. Harvest with the sickle
7. Jump back to the ladder and climb down
8. Pick the groundnuts into the bag
9. When you're done please visit a clinic with orthopedic and psychiatric departments.

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