3 men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were
out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree, they died
and found themselves standing before the pearly gates of
Heaven, where St. Peter and the devil were waiting.
“Gentlemen” the devil started, “heaven is overcrowded,
therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of
people going in today. If anyone of you can ask me a
question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re
worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come
with me to hell.”
The philosopher then stepped up, “OK, Give me the most
comprehensive report on socrates 19 Teachings.” With a
snap of his finger, the devil answered correctly and sent
him to hell.
The Mathematician then said, “give me the most
complicated formula you can ever think of!”
With a snap of his finger the devil provided the right answer
and sent him to hell too.
Akpors then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!”
The devil brought forward a chair.
“Drill 7 holes on the seat”, the devil did just that. Akpors
then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing
up, he asked, “which hole did my fart come out from?
“The devil inspected the seat and said “the third hole from
the right”,
“wrong” said Akpors, “It’s from my asshole”!! Of course the
devil couldn’t take him to hell.
One word for Akpors this time?