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Immagine This In Naija by EMMAXBLESS(m): 8:54am On Jul 22, 2014
Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa

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Re: Immagine This In Naija by izsmike: 9:13am On Jul 22, 2014
[color=#000099][/color] hw i wish i understand wat u wrote. pls interpret
Re: Immagine This In Naija by Zizer17(m): 9:43am On Jul 23, 2014
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___|_ laff wan hang me here
Re: Immagine This In Naija by benjsniper33: 11:14am On Jul 23, 2014
Omo that lagos Atm killed it grin grin grin
Re: Immagine This In Naija by EMMAXBLESS(m): 10:32am On Jul 29, 2014
Lagos atm na confirm oo
Re: Immagine This In Naija by huhmuhyehmi(m): 11:17am On Jul 29, 2014
Ok ok @Op what if shekau wants to witdraw in sambisa forest?


Nice One
Re: Immagine This In Naija by EMMAXBLESS(m): 11:20am On Jul 29, 2014
The machine go keep quit
Loool
Re: Immagine This In Naija by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 29, 2014
Lwkm4ho. This joke dey hia and mods dey move types of slap go front page
Re: Immagine This In Naija by Beive85: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2014
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