You got a babe's
number and you used
"chick"to store her
name. Is her Mum a
fowl?
You bought suya for
your woman, she ate
everything while you
just ate the onions. Are
you a vegetarian?
You are with your guy
but you are on your
phone talking to different
guys every five minutes,
yet you claim you are
not cheating on your
guy. My sister, are you
an MTN customer care
agent?
You ask a girl for what
she wants, she tells you
money and you are
angry. Were you
expecting her to say
wisdom and
understanding?
You took your girlfriend
to the club everyday,
then you married her
and you want her to
stop going to the club.
Were you expecting a
miracle?
Your girlfriend dumps
you for a rich man and
you call her a GOLD
DIGGER. but your sister
did the same to another
guy, yet you gave a
testimony in Church
saying,"Its the grace of
God."You are an
Hypocrite!
Your babe got F9 parallel
in WAEC, and she still
asking you for Brazilian
Hair of #150.000. Where
does she want to fix the
hair on?
You have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks is
scattered all ova your
body yet you still want a
tattoo. Are you a zebra?
You are 6 feet tall, but
you still wear 6 inches
high heels shoe. Do you
want to whisper to God?
You are snapping in
different type of cars, yet
you expect your man to
believe you are not
cheating. Are you a
mechanic?
You gather different girls
picture on your phone
and yet you expect your
girl to believe you are
not cheating. Are you a
digital photographer?
He gave you an
engagement ring for
over five years, but he
hasn't married you yet.
My dear, are you the
lord of the rings?
You pay your babe's
university school fees
and yet you have not
written JAMB. Are you
part of the scholarship
board?
You are 18 years and
your sugar daddy is 70
years old and you are
calling him BABY. My
sister, he should be your
ANCESTOR!
Your babe is licking ice
cream and you're
drinking pure water. Are
you diabetic?
You read all of this and
yet you thumb it down?
Are you Boko Haram?
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