Why you crazy knuckleheads insist on using incorrect grammer. Even the educated folks. Stop it! This ain't Onitsha main market. Most of us on here have a schooling background so I know we can do better.  Trying to follow threads full of pigeon english is rather difficult especially for those of us that left Naija at an early age. The thing gives me eye headache. And ladies, that kind of grammer is so not sexy. Let's do better people

Speaking pidgin does not necessarily mean you're uneducated.
In some stance, it does.

Me, I just love the way it sounds and rolls out of my fingers. lol
I can't speak it, but I can type it.
Am I uneducated? No.
Although, out of hate, some peeps here might disagree with that

ikeman20:

And ladies, that kind of grammer is so not sexy. Let's do better people

And typing english is not to sound sexy or romantic.
It just makes some peeps feel more Nigerian, like a native lang.
you get?

@ poster
Ok

Yeah I get. But the point remains. It is rather difficult to read. The words are just sore to the eyes

@post and all


PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY
[b]Please use standard, proper, and clear English at all times [/b]when publicly discussing topics on the Nairaland Forum. [b] Avoid the use of Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, local 'pidgin', or other languages on the forum. If you find it necessary to express yourself using any of these other languages, then you must provide a translation in clear, proper, standard English so that those that don't understand the language you have used would still be able to enjoy the forum.
from nairaland rules

Thanks shegirl71. I like a woman that is simple and to the point.

o boi, go find place sidon jare, look at this one. english ko, urhobo ni.

davidif:

o boi, go find place sidon jare, look at this one. english ko, urhobo ni.

@chessguru
warra bout the pat wear it seys no posty twise?

Oga,  you are free to behave however u like, am just making a very simple observation and request.

ikeman20:

Why you crazy knuckleheads insist on using incorrect grammer. Even the educated folks. Stop it! This ain't Onitsha main market. Most of us on here have a schooling background so I know we can do better.  Trying to follow threads full of pigeon english is rather difficult especially for those of us that left Naija at an early age. The thing gives me eye headache. And ladies, that kind of grammer is so not sexy. Let's do better people

Pele Eeee Ooo!!!! Eni to ka iwe to gba oye repete( meaning sorry, you that is well read and gotten a lot of degrees)

This na NAIJA, no be UK or US, so follow the threads the way dem be. Abi, the slave trade wey don pass, you wan start am again because say all of go skool.

When you go your village, Se na Iya Charlie english you use for your granpa and granma.

@Ciprani. What you call my mama?

Cipriani:

Pele Eeee Ooo!!!! Eni to ka iwe to gba oye repete( meaning sorry, you that is well read and gotten a lot of degrees)

This na NAIJA, no be UK or US, so follow the threads the way them be. Abi, the slave trade wey don pass, you wan start am again because say all of go school.

When you go your village, Se na Iya Charlie english you use for your granpa and granma.

otito

i'm still wonderin how i'd start rappin pigeon aaah it better not spoil my tight english oh

Ogborikoko Junction we dey speak pidgin some people dey complain sha! if i start to dey blast Isoko for here nko?

ikeman20:

Why you crazy knuckleheads insist on using incorrect grammer. Even the educated folks. Stop it! This ain't Onitsha main market. Most of us on here have a schooling background so I know we can do better. Trying to follow threads full of pigeon english is rather difficult especially for those of us that left Naija at an early age. The thing gives me eye headache. And ladies, that kind of grammer is so not sexy. Let's do better people

man, which kain dust you dey yarn hia?

na by force make all man speak betta english? if you no undastand, e no mean sey make we stop to dey yarn pidgin na, abi na ya papa get dis site? or na ya papa get internet?

"

too much

crazy knuckleheads

here

Cipriani:

Pele Eeee Ooo!!!! Eni to ka iwe to gba oye repete( meaning sorry, you that is well read and gotten a lot of degrees)

This na NAIJA, no be UK or US, so follow the threads the way them be. Abi, the slave trade wey don pass, you wan start am again because say all of go school.

When you go your village, Se na Iya Charlie english you use for your granpa and granma.

Abi ooh.Some people need to snap out of sub-consciousness and wake up to the real world

ikeman20:

@Ciprani. What you call my mama?

This is Nairaland not English or Americaland

I feel una jare . . . . . naa wafi language I wan start to dey yarn for here sef. . . . . .

A-40, you dey vex.
The befuddled, frustrated member of our NL forum, does not favor Pidgin, biko.

^{OP, is that berra?}

People learn pidgin from here.
There's nothing wrong with that
This guy needs to wake up.

TOYOSI20:

I feel una jare . . . . . naa wafi language I wan start to dey yarn for here sef. . . . . .

Heheheh. . . . . .Me sef dey speak wafi, well, well o. . . . . .

Ruby_Pearl:

A-40, you dey vex.
The befuddled, frustrated member of our NL forum, does not favor Pidgin, biko.

^{OP, is that berra?}

Let him tell Jamaicans to stop speaking Patois or their Creoles because they traveled to some other country

hehhe, olodo, jamaicans speak creole?

you see, this is what pidgin does to people.

Ruby_Pearl:

hehhe, olodo, jamaicans speak creole?

you see, this is what pidgin do to people.

Duhh was just generalizing about Carribeans and folks from the West Indies or don't Jamaicans fall into that category? please put on your thinking cap

@poster
Emi gan o ti wa ni so geesi abi oyinbo tabi pijinni  mo. yoruba ni mo fe ma so ni ile naira.

Gbogbo yoruba, ewa ma ba mi kalo. Eni ti o ba ni ki a ma so yoruba oluwe yi o fi imu re fon fere

E gbo abi e o gba

Eni Ti o ba jasi, ke Halleluya meeta

@A-40
lol! Nice save!

@Capri

Cipriani:

Gbogbo yoruba, ewa ma ba mi kalo.

(((((((((((echoes))))))))))))

Dude, you're O.Y.O

@ruby pearl
Ruby O kare Ooo, O tan mi je pelu aworan re ti O gbe si ori profili re

Ki O ya lo yo ni asiko yi, ko gbodo di ola

Cipriani:

@ruby pearl
Ruby O kare Ooo, O tan mi je pelu aworan re ti O gbe si ori profili re

Ki O ya lo yo ni asiko yi, ko gbodo di ola

bawo ni mo se tan e?

Ruby_Pearl:

@A-40
lol! Nice save!

Iwo lomo

moti gbo

@Post

eventhough i really can't speak, i like typing it sometimes.   But i must confess, sometimes i don't understand some things pple post in pidgin

It depends if the person does not construct his pidgin well its bound to sound whack