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Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by shugacaneman: 10:06am On Jul 24, 2014
*copied*

My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins yesterday.
He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like:
Taiwo & Kehinde,
Peter & Paul,
Victor & Victoria.
So he has been disturbing me for some suggestions. After racking my brains for some hours, I was able to come up with
these swaggalicious names for his twins.
So which do u prefer i suggest to him..
~ Tom & Jerry
~ Tithe & Offering
~ Praise & Worship ~ Copy & Paste
~ Find & Replace
~ demand & Supply
~ point & kill
~ Open & Close
~ Facebook & Twitter ~ Input & Output.
**You can also contribute if you have any better ones..
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by shugacaneman: 10:07am On Jul 24, 2014
i would say, rice and beans.
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Nobody: 10:41am On Jul 24, 2014
ogbokomenana and Chinalurumuogu
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Dharhe(m): 10:48am On Jul 24, 2014
Point nd kill tinz
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 24, 2014
Come and go

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Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Gooci(m): 11:09am On Jul 24, 2014
deaf N dumb
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Ericardo7(m): 11:16am On Jul 24, 2014
Ericardo and Missyhorlah. ♥♥♡♡☆☆♥♥
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 24, 2014
Ericardo7: Ericardo and Missyhorlah. ♥♥♡♡☆☆♥♥
hmmmm .ko lo joo tongue

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Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Ericardo7(m): 11:48am On Jul 24, 2014
missyhorlah: hmmmm .ko lo joo tongue
e ni pa mi ooo....
Auntie I was just joking ooo..
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by shugacaneman: 11:57am On Jul 24, 2014
u guys are dull, una no remember 5 and 6.
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Gooci(m): 12:49pm On Jul 24, 2014
shugacaneman: u guys are dull, una no remember 5 and 6.
yo baya e wink
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Kassidy90(m): 3:38pm On Jul 24, 2014
Ram n Rom
Re: Name These Twins (joke Of The Day) by Dharhe(m): 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2014
Petrol nd fire grin

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