A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has
officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus,
the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but
urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless
of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st
anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting
for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he
said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other
really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples
that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the
bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I
am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is
ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always
be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you
plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he
was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the
comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its
downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we
can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its
reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind
for the savior’s second coming.

I neva for once believe in the holy mary people, no one comes to the father except thru me

I don't think Jesus made that claim anyway. I believe that he really thought he was going to free the Jews from the Romans within his lifetime. When the Romans put him to death I think he was genuinely surprised to find out that he wasn't the messiah. The notion of a messiah coming is all mythology anyway...

Jesus will soon return and don't be decieved by those cap wearing Fellows. First to comment!!!

Sometimes the less you know the better, don't get your faith in christ twisted.

Well ... They are now seeing the true light ... Maybe they are tired of waiting .

Jarchi: I neva for once believe in the holy mary people, no one comes to the father except thru me

no mata what, be it 100000000years to come,I WILL WAIT IN JESUS NAME, UNTIL I DIE.


I KNOW WHAT I SEE,AND WHAT HAPPEN, JESUS WILL COME VERY SOON.

hold on to your faith for He that will come and will not tarry

Very interesting development if this report is true. But I will not comment until nairaland catholics defender react to this. Pls I am all ears.

this is a very huge sign
that Christ is coming very very soon
sooner than yhu expected ...
this is already part of the great Deception

A thousand years is like a day in the eyes of the Lord.

Anyone that listen to these group of anti-christ will have him/her self to blame....

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That still doesn't clear them from being anti-christ

cbrass: That still doesn't clear them from being anti-christ

Abih

Roman Catholic is a cult. The Pope is an occult grand-master. That was the confession of a great occultist who later gave his life to Christ. No surprise the devil is rolling out his agenda through them and the muslims. They have accord with islam to prosecute Satan's programme.

onetrack: I don't think Jesus made that claim anyway. I believe that he really thought he was going to free the Jews from the Romans within his lifetime. When the Romans put him to death I think he was genuinely surprised to find out that he wasn't the messiah. The notion of a messiah coming is all mythology anyway...

the jew expect the messiah to restore the kingdom to them, they thought the messiah will fight war and restore the kingdom to them. Read acts1:6-8."6 When they therefore were come together, they asked of him, saying, LORD WILL THOU AT THIS TIME RESTORE THE KINGDOM BACK TO
ISREAL? 7 And he said unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which
the Father hath put in his own power. 8 But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye
shall be witnesses unto me both in
Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in
Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of
the earth.notice the reply of jesus, meaning God will use them to reach out to the world through the new testament church. But the jew don't understand it, they want to rule as God chosen nation, that is why they reject jesus.only one disciple know who jesus realy is, that was peter.

Jesus cannot dare come, he will be killed once more like a pig

The article is a lie!

It comes from a satirical publication called THE DAILY CURRANT (www dailycurrant com).

It is not supposed to be taken seriously!

You thought this could be real

Maybe

panachuku: Jesus cannot dare come, he will be killed once more like a pig

for saying this,go and read psalm 109...i rest my case!

“There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I
am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is
ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always
be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you
plainly”

Don't they think everything is not yet ready as Jesus said above?

please don't tell me people still believe in that whole Jesus is coming bullshit... let me tell you guys even if Jesus comes today you are all going to burn in hell. this is according to the Jesus himself